B.S. Latinas Put Up With (As Told By Disney Princesses)
You know, you’re basically a Disney princess. Yes, YOU. Allow us to explain, using some truly *kisses fingertips* choice gifs:
When your family makes you have a quinceañera.
When a rando calls you “mami.”
Right before your abuela says, “La pizza no es comida.”
When anyone says, “But you don’t look Latina.”
When it’s 7 a.m. and your mom’s playing “cleaning music.”
When your family calls you “flaca” and “gorda” in the same sentence.
When your brothers are allowed to date, but you’re not.
When your tias remark “¿Y tu… todavía sin novio?”
When you hit the Tostilocos too hard.
And when a white dude tries to tell you about his semester abroad in “knee-cah-ruh-gwa.”
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