These Comebacks Will Put an End to All the Sh*t You Get for Rooting for USA and Not Mexico
The hardest decision for a Mexican-American to make — besides flour or corn tortillas — is rooting for El Tri or the Yanks. With the U.S. and Mexico battling each other at the Rose Bowl on Saturday, Latinos in a Stars and Stripes jersey will hear the same jokes from Mexican faithfuls. Here’s how you can respond…
Tell that to the nopal on my forehead.
You’re Not Proud of Your Culture
I was in three quinceañeras and performed in a Mexican folk dance in first grade. Back off.
Your Family is Ashamed of You
Actually no, they’re not. They get I’m proud of both my ethnicities.
What’s Wrong with You, Don’t You Like Tacos?
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WTF? Don’t bring tacos into this. I love tacos… low blow.
You’re a Bandwagon Fan
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Yup, the Women’s National Team made me make the switch.
You Don’t Know Anything About Soccer
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I know enough to tell you that last time Mexico played US, US won 2-0.
You’re Probably Voting for Trump
Why are you brining politics into this?
If they continue talking crap, remind them que sí fue penal.
That’ll shut them up.
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