You’ll Never Guess What (Might) be in Pablo Escobar’s Secret Safe

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In case you didn’t know, the owners of Pablo Escobar’s former Miami mansion are giving the property a MAJOR facelift complete with total demolition of the existing home. There has already been one safe stolen from the property but, luckily, the workers have found another one. Just imagine what a major drug lord would put in a safe. Here are our guesses…

Some sick-ass baby photos with his siblings doing what they do.

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¿¡Qué cute, no?!

He probably stored books to keep his mind busy.

 

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…Or his body.

For sure they’d find TONS of fan letters from El Chapo.

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Because everyone has role models, even drug lords and kingpins. #PenPals

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He had to have super expensive hippo food in that thing.

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When’s the last time anyone fed them, anyway?

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He’s got to have the Narcos set.

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To make sure it’s accurate.

Will they find evidence of a Sofia Vergara/Pablo Escobar forbidden romance?

?? #WCW #SofiaVergara #ModernFamily

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Keeping it within the Colombianos.

READ: Most Insane Animals Left Behind By Fallen Kingpins

Surely Pablo hid his diary in the safe for safe keeping. ?

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Imagine the things we would learn about the Colombian drug king from his diary.

Or maybe it’s something a little darker: like a souvenir from his first victim.

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After all, we know he’s ruthless.

READ: Yo, Pablo Escobar is Pretty F’n Scary in this Dark, Violent Trailer for ‘Narcos’

But, most likely, the safe will just have some drugs that never got delivered…

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What do you hope they find in Pablo Escobar’s long-lost, secret safe? Share this story with your friends by tapping the share button below and get to speculating!

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