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9 Things That Make Mom Go From 0 to Gangster

Even the sweetest mom turns terrifying gangster in the time it takes a grenade to go off if you do something like…

When you try sneaking a fork into the sink… Right after she’s done doing the dishes.

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Nothing ticks her off more.

When you side with your papá during one of their nonsensical arguments.

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The ultimate betrayal.

If you tell her you’re dieting.

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She puts this in front of you anyway…but not before ranting about how hard she worked to make it for you.

When you surprise her with a little ink.

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Her reaction was far scarier than the needle.

That time you revealed you don’t want kids.

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“How could you do this to me?”

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When you dyed your hair.

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She nearly fainted.

When she heard you drop the f-bomb.

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¿Dónde fregados aprendiste a hablar así?

When you insult her telenovela.

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Break her heart, why don’t you?

Quiz: Which Telenovela Role Would You Play?

But whatever you do… Do NOT ignore her calls.

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She immediately assumes you’re hurt and if you’re not, you will be when she’s through with you.

What have you done to piss off mama the most? Tell us in the comments below and be sure to share on Facebook and Twitter. 

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