Most people have sweet, kind mothers… you, you got stuck with a savage queen. If you’re Latino, chances are you’ve received texts like these once or twice before.
She doesn’t miss an opportunity to remind you about your sad, sad love life.
Thanks mom, that really makes me feel better.
And drag you every holiday.
That burn still hurts.
She does it in every app.
How do you block people again?
And doesn’t let one slip.
She wants to take control over your account and your life.
You don’t even know how she hacks her way in, but she does it.
The whole point of Snapchat is PRIVACY.
Oh, and remember that one time you got a piercing?
WHERE DOES SHE EVEN FIND THESE PHOTOS?!
Even when she’s trying to “motivate” you, she’s a complete savage.
You’re just trying to be the sweet mijo/a that you are.
But she’s not having it.
At the end of the day, she finds her own way of showing you how much she loves you.
And you can’t complain.