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You Are NEVER Too Old to Try Abuelita’s Tried and True Cold Remedies

Cold season is here! Don’t panic, we got you. Here are some of abuelita’s highly-recommended remedies to get rid of your damn cold so you can go on with your life. Gracias, abuelita.

First, don’t wash your hair. No. Matter. What.

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Sleep with a chopped onion next to your bed and you should be all better.

Grill a green tomato, slice it, and place in ON your throat to rid yourself of that sore throat. But don’t eat because it doesn’t work like that.

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Use an egg to capture whatever is ailing you.

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Eggs are like gods to the ill in Latino culture, and by gods we mean sponges just soaking it all up.

Put a piece of garlic between your teeth and cheek, but DON’T chew it.

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Put your face over a boiling pot of water with a towel over your head and breath in the steam.

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Or you could just get a humidifier, but they didn’t exist when abuelita was younger.

Caldo: because even if it’s 135 degrees outside, you aren’t sweating out your cold fast enough.

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Vicks ALL over your body. Literally.

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Duh.

If all else fails, just sip a couple shots of tequila to knock out your cold.

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It will either kill the cold or knock you out so you can properly sleep it off. Either way, sign me up.

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