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7 Times Paquita Was a Complete Savage

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She’s a savage HBIC that gives us so much life. Like…

When she wore a swimsuit on “El Gordo y La Flaca” and did not give a f*ckkkk.

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When she had no chill saying all men are terrified of her.

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“Nunca ningún varón me ha dicho de frente algo en contra porque saben que no le iría nada bien conmigo,” she said in an interview with Nación. Surely men were rolling their eyes, but few would dare confront her. Slay.

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When she decided this would be her catchphrase…

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“¿Me estás oyendo inútil?” has become her catchphrase and trust – you don’t want to be the next person she yells this to.

When she didn’t hold back about revealing why she cheated.

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“Tres veces te engañé, la primera por coraje, la segunda por capricho, la tercera por placer,” in her song “Tres veces te engañé.”

READ: 8 Lyrics that are the Best F U to an Ex

When she told Romeo Santos he sucks in bed.

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She shut him down completely.

When she told Espinoza Paz not to write about her sex life.

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Espinoza Paz wrote a song for Paquita about a woman “que se mojaba.” Yes, exactly. To add insult to injury, he didn’t deliver the song personally. He sent it with an assistant.

The top moment has to be when she gave us the best line to recite to all the assh*les.

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J.Lo Showed Us Exactly What Drake Was Talking About When He Rapped About His Text Bouncing Back

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J.Lo Showed Us Exactly What Drake Was Talking About When He Rapped About His Text Bouncing Back

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At her enormous Las Vegas production, Boricua queen of the big and small screen, Jennifer Lopez, did something that’s only slightly out of character for the megastar – she threw shade. Who’d she throw shots at? The original subliminal shot thrower, Drizzy-Drake himself. The two were reportedly dating recently, having made it social media official. They were seen dancing and kissing to a song they had been working on for his album “More Life.” After they broke up her vocals were removed from the song. Sounds a little shady to me. In a song, Drake made it sound like she curved him after he tried the “Hotline Bling” treatment on her. She didn’t forget it, reenacting the moment on stage. It was pretty amazing, if albeit brief.

Jennifer Lopez was on stage in Las Vegas, but took a moment from the show to stop and throw shade at her ex, Drake.

#HOTLINEBLING #BOOTYCALL ? ??? @JLO IS TOO HOT ? #jloallihave

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The “Hotline Bling” tone plays. One of her dancers pulls out a phone, she takes one look at it and goes “heh, booty call” and IGNORES THE CALL. I mean, you know it was Drake on the other end, right? Like, girl, answer that. But she’s J.Lo and she does what she wants.

She proceeded to kill the rest of the show and didn’t bother to take anymore jabs. Why not? She doesn’t need to. She’s Jenny from the block.

Another one for the books… #imstillimstilljennyfromtheblock #jlovegas #AllIhave #NY #thebronx

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She kept it NYC all the way out in Vegas, rocking Timbs and a Yankee fitted hat – the NYC uniform.

And, don’t feel bad for J.Lo either. She wasn’t throwing shade because she’s lonely.

My #MCM ?

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She’s doing alright.

Latinas always get the last laugh.

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The Spurs Mascot Kind Of Nailed Mariah Carey’s NYE Performance

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The Spurs Mascot Kind Of Nailed Mariah Carey’s NYE Performance


The San Antonio Spurs just took shade throwing to a whole other level.

The San Antonio Spurs Coyote took to the court for a very special and exceptionally shady half-time show. In case you didn’t already know, Mariah Carey has been caught up in a bit of controversy tied to her New Year’s Eve performance in New York City. While Carey was performing during New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, she experienced some technical difficulties with her backing track and ended up walking around the stage and talking to the crowd more than singing.

Here’s a quick recap of Carey’s NYE performance.


Only a queen wouldn’t care about this kind of performance.

This mascot really didn’t hold anything back during the shade throwing.

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What’s going on with your mic, buddy?

So. ? Much. ? Shade. ?

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Mariah Carey hasn’t entertained the performance with a response, but she did tweet some encouraging words that she is clearly living by.


Get it, queen. That’s how you encourage some self-love.


READ: Mariah Carey Is Fighting Those Diva Rumors… From Her Yacht In Italy

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