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7 Times Paquita Was a Complete Savage

She’s a savage HBIC that gives us so much life. Like…

When she wore a swimsuit on “El Gordo y La Flaca” and did not give a f*ckkkk.

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When she had no chill saying all men are terrified of her.

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“Nunca ningún varón me ha dicho de frente algo en contra porque saben que no le iría nada bien conmigo,” she said in an interview with Nación. Surely men were rolling their eyes, but few would dare confront her. Slay.

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When she decided this would be her catchphrase…

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“¿Me estás oyendo inútil?” has become her catchphrase and trust – you don’t want to be the next person she yells this to.

When she didn’t hold back about revealing why she cheated.

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“Tres veces te engañé, la primera por coraje, la segunda por capricho, la tercera por placer,” in her song “Tres veces te engañé.”

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When she told Romeo Santos he sucks in bed.

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She shut him down completely.

When she told Espinoza Paz not to write about her sex life.

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Espinoza Paz wrote a song for Paquita about a woman “que se mojaba.” Yes, exactly. To add insult to injury, he didn’t deliver the song personally. He sent it with an assistant.

The top moment has to be when she gave us the best line to recite to all the assh*les.

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