Justin We Get It, You’re In Love With A Latina, But All This Is Unnecessary
It’s a known fact, Justin Bieber is still obsessed with Selena Gomez. We get it, he’s trying to get through to her, but ummm, his unhealthy obsession of all things Latino is probably not the way to go. We mean, nice try, but you’re getting it all wrong, like when …
Bieber wore a Mexican flag on his crotch.
JB, loving the abs. The iconic Mexican symbol on your sweaty crotch, not so much.
And “dances” to Spanish music at his concerts.
— Steph. (@StxphMichelle) March 24, 2016
Or tried to dance because heel-toe touch isn’t exactly how you dance to reggaeton.
Our verdict: gasolina, not so much. Hybid, maybe.
Out of anyone he could’ve asked to collaborate with him on his “Sorry” remix, he chose this guy ??.
Because who else could’ve made this song better?
Only a Latino.
There was also that one time he decided to turn a random Latino into a “new internet phenomenon.”
Obsessed with us much?
There was also this time he became a full-fledged chambelán and made this girl’s dreams come true.
And also his longtime dream of becoming a chambelán came true. Uncoordinated moves and all.
And we all know he’s still in love with a Mexican-American, duh!
We can’t really blame him because we know Latinas we are unforgettable ???.
He even serenaded her not too long ago because he knows how Latina’s love a good serenata.
Here’s where he failed. Next time go for a classic Chente song like “Hermoso Cariño.”
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