The Latino Guide to What Your Girlfriend Really Means When She Says This

Trying to figure women out is as easy as solving this: (a + b) = a + 3a2b + 3ab2 + b3

Exactly, luckily we’re here to help with the translation of what Latinas really mean when they say these words…

Fine.

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Translation: A devious little world that contains all of the frustration in the universe. I just won’t let you have a piece of my mind…Right this second.

Do whatever you want.

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Translation: This is a test and if you are dumb enough to do what you really want, be prepared to suffer the consequences.

Ya casi estoy lista.

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Translation: I’ll be ready when I’m ready, which is not any time soon. Go find yourself something better to do and stop asking what time I’ll be ready.

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You don’t have to come, but…

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Translation: You better come. Unless you’re ready to go back to singles land, you really have no choice.

We need to talk.

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Translation: Start fear mode NOW. Whatever you do, don’t you dare interrupt.

We’ll talk about this later.

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Translation: You’re almost winning this argument, but I need a second to regroup and think of a better comeback.

I don’t want to ruin our friendship.

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Translation: You’re sweet…And ugly.

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Nada.

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Translation: EVERYTHING is wrong.

Whatever.

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Translation: You win this argument, but I just refuse to acknowledge it.

Me veo gorda?

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Translation: This is not a real question. If you answer yes you’re dead.

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No tengo hambre.

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Translation: I just want a bite… Order whatever you want and share.

I’m tired.

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Translation: I literally just ate a two-pound burrito and I’m not really feeling like I want to take my clothes off. Just roll over.

What did you just say?

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Translation: I’m really trying to help get your foot out of your mouth. Take advantage of the opportunity and quickly reconsider your last comment.

I’m not mad.

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Translation: I’m going to kill you.

Do you think she’s pretty?

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Translation: If you so much attempt to turn your head to verify your answer – you’re dead.

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Maybe.

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Translation: No.

De pronto.

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Translation: No.

Yes.

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Translation: Maybe or maybe not. But probably not.

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