Trying to figure women out is as easy as solving this: (a + b) = a + 3a2b + 3ab2 + b3
Exactly, luckily we’re here to help with the translation of what Latinas really mean when they say these words…
Fine.
CREDIT: ABC FAMILY/ CANDYKISSESANDSUGARPLUMS / TUMBLR
Translation: A devious little world that contains all of the frustration in the universe. I just won’t let you have a piece of my mind…Right this second.
Do whatever you want.
CREDIT: MIRAMAX FILMS/ GIPHY.COM
Translation: This is a test and if you are dumb enough to do what you really want, be prepared to suffer the consequences.
Ya casi estoy lista.
CREDIT: PARAMOUNT PICTURES/ THOUGHT CATALOG
Translation: I’ll be ready when I’m ready, which is not any time soon. Go find yourself something better to do and stop asking what time I’ll be ready.
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You don’t have to come, but…
CREDIT: FOX / DRUNKBROADWAY / TUMBLR
Translation: You better come. Unless you’re ready to go back to singles land, you really have no choice.
We need to talk.
CREDIT: BLACK EYED PEAS/ TUMBLR
Translation: Start fear mode NOW. Whatever you do, don’t you dare interrupt.
We’ll talk about this later.
CREDIT: NOSORRYFEMINISM.COM
Translation: You’re almost winning this argument, but I need a second to regroup and think of a better comeback.
I don’t want to ruin our friendship.
CREDIT: DC COMICS/ 2DAMNFUNNY.COM
Translation: You’re sweet…And ugly.
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Nada.
CREDIT: WANRNER BROS. PRODUCTIONS/ REDDIT.COM
Translation: EVERYTHING is wrong.
Whatever.
CREDIT: MTV/ SAYITWITHGIFS.COM
Translation: You win this argument, but I just refuse to acknowledge it.
Me veo gorda?
CREDIT: E!/ AMANDAADAMS.COM
Translation: This is not a real question. If you answer yes you’re dead.
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No tengo hambre.
CREDIT: BEYONCE
Translation: I just want a bite… Order whatever you want and share.
I’m tired.
CREDIT: BILLBOARD/ BUSTLE.COM
Translation: I literally just ate a two-pound burrito and I’m not really feeling like I want to take my clothes off. Just roll over.
What did you just say?
CREDIT: WARNER BROSS TV/ RTVGAMES.COM
Translation: I’m really trying to help get your foot out of your mouth. Take advantage of the opportunity and quickly reconsider your last comment.
I’m not mad.
CREDIT: 20TH CENTURY FOX TELEVISION/ PINTEREST
Translation: I’m going to kill you.
Do you think she’s pretty?
CREDIT: 20TH CENTURY FOX TELEVISION/ WEHEARTIT.COM
Translation: If you so much attempt to turn your head to verify your answer – you’re dead.
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Maybe.
CREDIT: THEHOUSEOFANUBIS.COM
Translation: No.
De pronto.
CREDIT: LIONSGATE/ GIPHY.COM
Translation: No.
Yes.
CREDIT: MTV/ GIFSEC.COM
Translation: Maybe or maybe not. But probably not.
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