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15 Times Telenovelas Had The Best Responses To Everyday Life

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You don’t usually turn to telenovelas to answer life’s greatest questions. But let’s be real, they sure can provide some spot-on responses to everyday problems…

When you’re trying to handle your cruda at work:

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Nobody disturb me.

When your cheating ex texts you asking for a second chance:

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Ahahahhahahahahahahahaha! ¿No que no?

When your boss blasts your inbox with “URGENT” emails on a Sunday morning:

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Here’s what s/he can do with that.

When your little brother tells on you (and you want to kill him, but mami’s around):

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Hate you.

When mom asks si quedó claro (for the 20th time):

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I said YES!

When you get nervous on a first date:

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Nothing like spitting in his face to break the ice. If Mia Colucci can get away with it, so can I.

When someone says you can’t dance:

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? “Don’t believe me? Just watch.”

When you spent two hours contouring and highlighting, and Papi says you can’t go out:

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“A dónde crees que vas?” The terror.

When you’re real mad at bae, but he’s too damn fine:

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You hate giving in, but what can you do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When you have a great hair day:

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You slayyyy that hair flip and make sure everyone notices.

When your amigo is trying to take you home from the party because your ass is too drunk:

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Don’t f*cking touch meee!

When you’re tipsy and your favorite taqueria is closed:

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¿Ahora qué voy a hacer?

When you wake up at the beach after a night of copas:

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WTF happened last night?

When your bestie cancels plans last minute:

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And you said you’d never invite her again because she did the same thing last time.

And when someone asks, “You really gonna eat all that?”:

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Credit: Televisa / LipstickAlley

Watch me, boo.

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[PHOTOS] Check Out This List Of The 10 Steamiest Telenovela Kisses And Tell Us You Can’t Feel The Passion

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[PHOTOS] Check Out This List Of The 10 Steamiest Telenovela Kisses And Tell Us You Can’t Feel The Passion

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There’s no question that Latinos are responsible for some of the steamiest kisses in television history. The makings of a steamy kiss don’t solely rely on the actors themselves, however. Telenovelas give us all the scandal and suspense that makes the inevitable kiss that much more satisfying.

Whether the couple has loathed each other from the beginning, or that they had been separated because of an evil twin, or that he’s just trying to seduce her to find out who killed his half-brother–context is key. Here’s mitú’s ranking for the steamiest kissed and why.

1. Teresa and Santiago from “La Reina del Sur”

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Kate del Castillo and Iván Sanchez might be responsible for the Top 3 steamiest kiss scenes in telenovela history. Remember when Santiago lifted Teresa up like nothing? The passion is almost too good to be fake.

2. It’s still #Santeresa from “La Reina del Sur.”

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They’re literally selling and dealing drugs and getting away with it the sexiest way possible. Teresa saw Santiago in the water and ran to him, where they made out in some pretty choppy water. Then, it cut to this sensual scene, which concludes all the reasoning we need for their second place win.

3. We warned you. #Santeresa again.

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Kate del Castillo cannot be denied all three awards. The passion is so incredible, they turned this scene which included a mop in the corner, into what seems like the perfect setting for amor.

4. Julianita from “Amar a Muerte”

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When Juliana (Bárbara López) and Valentina (Macarena Achaga) first meet, we all felt the heat rising. As magical as their first kiss in the pool was, their make-out game just kept getting stronger as the season progressed. Their love is so steamy, we’re expecting a spinoff novela this year!

5. Isabel and Pedro José from “El Cuerpo del Deseo”

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How can anyone forget Isabel and Pedro José’s love-making in the rain? Latinos were confused by “The Notebook” reception after we saw these two strip naked for all of us to see. Brava.

6. Demetrio and Verónica from “La Mentira”

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It’s Kate del Castillo again, but this time, she’s being seduced by Demetrio (Guy Ecker), who’s only using her to get to the truth of who killed his half-brother. The rest of us watching can tell that he’s starting to develop feelings–or are we being duped by the passion too?

7. Bianca and Bruno from “Apunto de Hacer el Amor”

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Their first kiss is iconic. Bruno gains Bianca’s forgiveness and immediately goes in for the kiss. Bianca is forgiving as her mama taught her but she certainly didn’t forget so easily. That kiss is disrupted with a good hard smack to Bruno’s eager face.

8. Rosalinda and Fernando José from “Rosalinda”

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There’s nothing like Thalía and Fernando Carrillo’s kisses on the set of “Rosalinda,” the most watched telenovela in the world. When Rosalinda and Fernando José rekindle their romance after the evil mother-in-law’s meddling, Rosalinda’s amnesia and mental breakdown–the sparks fly.

9. Jade and Lucas from “El Clon”

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This is basically the Romeo and Juliet love story of our generation. Jade (Giovanna Antonelli) is Muslim and Lucas (Murilo Benício) is from a rich Brazilian Christian family. Their families would never accept their love, which is what makes their secret kisses so magical.

10. Gabriela and Alejandro from “La Patrona”

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Gabriela (Aracely Arámbula) is the only woman working in the gold mine and a single mom at that. She spends so much of the novela schooling her sexist coworkers that when she falls in love with Alejandro (Jorge Luis Pila), the contrast is so tender and beautiful. He loves her! He really loves her!

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The Drama Between James Charles And Tati Westbrook Is Teaching Us Important Lessons On Cancel Culture

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The Drama Between James Charles And Tati Westbrook Is Teaching Us Important Lessons On Cancel Culture

The viral drama that has been occurring over the past week between Youtubers Tati Westbrook and James Charles puts the storylines from telenovelas to shame. Sure, this drama falls short of cat-fights and long-lost twins, but it still is scandalous enough to keep the whole internet enthralled.

We’ve compiled a break-down of the whole scandal for those of you who may have been confused throughout all of the constant updates. Take a look at the real-life telenovela below!

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