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When It Comes To This, Latinos Just Can’t Tell The Truth

It’s not that Latinos are lairs, we just have our own way of communicating the truth.

El chile no está picoso.

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My mouth is on fire, but I don’t want to look like a bebé llorón.

I’m not drunk.

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That stair just moved!

Ya voy llegando.

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To be completely honest, your call just woke me up.

I’ll pay you tomorrow.

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You’ll never see that money again.

No tengo hambre.

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There’s no way I’m eating your low carb, gluten free, sugar-free chocolate cake.

I’m a queen on the dance floor.

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All I need is some liquor courage to tackle that bachata.

Lo juro por Dios / mi mamá.

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Do you believe me?

I don’t have cash.

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My money only buys food, booze and clothes. Girl Scout cookies are NOT food.

No me duele.

I want you to feel the excruciating pain I’m feeling.

I’m not jealous.

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As long as you don’t have close friends of the opposite sex.

I know how to fix it.

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I don’t want to pay someone to fix it or I want to impress you.

Te llamo en cinco.

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It can be seconds, minutes, years, whenever.

It’s like two minutes away.

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I’ll just keep saying that until we actually get there.

Tranquilo, que no le voy a hacer nada.

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Ha. We all know this is the biggest lie.

READ: Latina Moms Never Mean What They Say

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