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When It Comes To This, Latinos Just Can’t Tell The Truth

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It’s not that Latinos are liars, we just have our own way of communicating the truth.

El chile no está picoso.

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My mouth is on fire, but I don’t want to look like a bebé llorón.

I’m not drunk.

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That stair just moved!

Ya voy llegando.

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To be completely honest, your call just woke me up.

I’ll pay you tomorrow.

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You’ll never see that money again.

No tengo hambre.

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There’s no way I’m eating your low carb, gluten free, sugar-free chocolate cake.

I’m a queen on the dance floor.

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All I need is some liquor courage to tackle that bachata.

Lo juro por Dios / mi mamá.

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Do you believe me?

I don’t have cash.

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My money only buys food, booze and clothes. Girl Scout cookies are NOT food.

No me duele.

I want you to feel the excruciating pain I’m feeling.

I’m not jealous.

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As long as you don’t have close friends of the opposite sex.

I know how to fix it.

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I don’t want to pay someone to fix it or I want to impress you.

Te llamo en cinco.

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It can be seconds, minutes, years, whenever.

It’s like two minutes away.

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I’ll just keep saying that until we actually get there.

Tranquilo, que no le voy a hacer nada.

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Ha. We all know this is the biggest lie.

READ: Latina Moms Never Mean What They Say

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Reality TV GIFs That Sum Up That Time Trump Had To Climb A Wall To Attend His Own Rally

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Reality TV GIFs That Sum Up That Time Trump Had To Climb A Wall To Attend His Own Rally

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The California GOP held its state convention last week and, well… it was a dramatic AF sh*tshow. At the root of this political chaos was none other than Donald Trump, because of course. Trump’s esteemed reality TV colleagues help tell the story — and how we feel about it.

From the get-go, raza came out strong!

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A coalition of hundreds of demonstrators gathered outside the Hyatt Regency in Burlingame, Calif., to protest the GOP frontrunner. Despite what the New York Times will have you believe, there were a lot of Latinos visibly present at the event.

TFW the largest Latino population in the country makes itself known:

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Even Captain Mexico, the lesser known but cooler Avenger, was there!

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For real tho, shout out to Captain Mexico for showing up.

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Side note: What are the odds that the dude dressed in that costume is actually named Jesus? Like 25 percent?

Unfortunately, things got a little TOO LIT.

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The Los Angeles Times reports that five people were arrested after skirmishes broke out on Friday. Come on, gente!

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On the bright side, the demonstrations forced Trump’s motorcade to make a U-turn.

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The most hated man in Latino America™ was forced to go through the back, which LOL.

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Unfortunately, the pleasure of watching Trump scuttle around was short-lived. “It felt like I was crossing the border!” Trump quipped. Cue the rage.

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Yo, dawg, are you for real gonna make a joke about an arduous and dangerous journey that results in hundreds of deaths a year?

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What’s worse, that joke killed!

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Ugh, people laughing at Trump’s joke makes us all…

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…but then you remind yourself that #lovetrumpshate.

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And then you realize that Trump’s hateful rhetoric won’t work in the general election.

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But that still doesn’t mean you can be complacent, because otherwise you’ll get pushed around.

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And so you make it your business to get as many Latinos to register to vote as possible.

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Because at this point, stopping Donald Trump should be a big priority for the Latino community.

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So make his life miserable by registering to vote. You can do it here, or here, or even here!

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READ: Anti-Trump Protest In Orange County Got So Chaotic 17 People Were Arrested

Register to vote today by downloading the Latinos Vote app for iOS and Android. Our voice matters. #WeAreAmerica

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