When It Comes To This, Latinos Just Can’t Tell The Truth

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It’s not that Latinos are liars, we just have our own way of communicating the truth.

El chile no está picoso.

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My mouth is on fire, but I don’t want to look like a bebé llorón.

I’m not drunk.

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That stair just moved!

Ya voy llegando.

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To be completely honest, your call just woke me up.

I’ll pay you tomorrow.

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You’ll never see that money again.

No tengo hambre.

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There’s no way I’m eating your low carb, gluten free, sugar-free chocolate cake.

I’m a queen on the dance floor.

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All I need is some liquor courage to tackle that bachata.

Lo juro por Dios / mi mamá.

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Do you believe me?

I don’t have cash.

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My money only buys food, booze and clothes. Girl Scout cookies are NOT food.

No me duele.

I want you to feel the excruciating pain I’m feeling.

I’m not jealous.

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As long as you don’t have close friends of the opposite sex.

I know how to fix it.

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I don’t want to pay someone to fix it or I want to impress you.

Te llamo en cinco.

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It can be seconds, minutes, years, whenever.

It’s like two minutes away.

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I’ll just keep saying that until we actually get there.

Tranquilo, que no le voy a hacer nada.

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Ha. We all know this is the biggest lie.

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