14 Things That Make Grown Ass, Latino Men Cry

Men cry. I know it and you know it. We don’t like to admit it, and we definitely don’t like to talk about it, but here we are talking about it. So toughen up and read this list. No seas llorón!

Getting dared to eat an habanero by your compas.

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You tell yourself “don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry, but…”

The morning after. #ReturnOfTheHabanero

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??All of a sudden Pharrell’s “Light That Ass On Fire” has a whole new meaning??.

Passing a kidney stone.

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Not a lot of smooth round corners, are there? If you don’t know what these are, consider yourself a lucky man. #IgnoranceIsBliss

Getting your first tattoo.

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Just think of all the hot girls you’re gonna impress with your masculinity.

Realizing it’s mis-spelled.


Es con “B” de “burro”.

When your abuelita finds your cheeks.

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Good thing you can drink now. Drink some tequila till you can’t feel it anymore.

Dancing at a quinceñera when your GF wears heels.

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Ouch! And you haven’t even gotten to “Oye Mi Amor.”

Seeing your credit card statement after your GF booked your anniversary trip.

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You can kiss that man cave goodbye, bro.

Finding out you’re gonna be a papi.

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Its questionable whether or not these are tears of joy.

Getting waxed.

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Hey, it only hurts… Every. Single. Time.

Seeing your team win a game at the World Cup!

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¡Si se puede! ¡Si se puede! ¡Si se pudo!

Seeing your team eliminated from the World Cup.

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Jugamos como nunca. Perdimos como siempre.

Finding your compa drank your last Pacifico.

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If he’s not dead to you yet, he should be. Soon.

Listening to rancheras after a few drinks.

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Gets you like nothing else.

What makes you cry? C’mon, man up and get it off your chest. Leave it in the comments below, and share this with your girl so she can see your vulnerable side.

John Oliver Goes Savage on Donald Trump


John Oliver Goes Savage on Donald Trump

John Oliver, host of “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver,” set his sights on the biggest threat to American society yet: Donald Trump. And make no mistake, Oliver’s evisceration of Trump was thorough.

For nearly 22-minutes (yes, it’s longer than your usual video, but trust me it’s both funny and moves pretty quickly), the comedian exposes the GOP frontrunner’s habit of lying and then doubling down on those lies with even more lies. He also emphasizes how his popularity among voters should frighten everybody…this includes you.

“Donald Trump is America’s black mole,” Oliver notes. “It may have seemed harmless a year ago, but now that its’ become frighteningly bigger, it’s no longer wise to ignore it.”

He’s right. For as much of a clown as Trump is, the fact that he keeps winning should terrify everyone, especially Latinos since a Trump presidency is very much an existential threat to our community.

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