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14 Things That Make Grown Ass, Latino Men Cry

Men cry. I know it and you know it. We don’t like to admit it, and we definitely don’t like to talk about it, but here we are talking about it. So toughen up and read this list. No seas llorón!

Getting dared to eat an habanero by your compas.

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You tell yourself “don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry, but…”

The morning after. #ReturnOfTheHabanero

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🔥🔥All of a sudden Pharrell’s “Light That Ass On Fire” has a whole new meaning🔥🔥.

Passing a kidney stone.

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Not a lot of smooth round corners, are there? If you don’t know what these are, consider yourself a lucky man. #IgnoranceIsBliss

Getting your first tattoo.

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Just think of all the hot girls you’re gonna impress with your masculinity.

Realizing it’s mis-spelled.

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Es con “B” de “burro”.

When your abuelita finds your cheeks.

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Good thing you can drink now. Drink some tequila till you can’t feel it anymore.

Dancing at a quinceñera when your GF wears heels.

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Ouch! And you haven’t even gotten to “Oye Mi Amor.”

Seeing your credit card statement after your GF booked your anniversary trip.

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You can kiss that man cave goodbye, bro.

Finding out you’re gonna be a papi.

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Its questionable whether or not these are tears of joy.

Getting waxed.

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Hey, it only hurts… Every. Single. Time.

Seeing your team win a game at the World Cup!

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¡Si se puede! ¡Si se puede! ¡Si se pudo!

Seeing your team eliminated from the World Cup.

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Jugamos como nunca. Perdimos como siempre.

Finding your compa drank your last Pacifico.

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If he’s not dead to you yet, he should be. Soon.

Listening to rancheras after a few drinks.

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Gets you like nothing else.

What makes you cry? C’mon, man up and get it off your chest. Leave it in the comments below, and share this with your girl so she can see your vulnerable side.

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