Sorry mami y papi, we’ve managed to let you down (like a boss ?).
I’m 26 and not married.
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Abuelita was married by 18, mami was married by 20, for us, the deadline was college graduation. No wonder las tias have been calling you cotorra for the past year.
I don’t have any kids.
I’m a childless 28-year-old, and that’s why I travel the world and do as I please.
I majored in photography instead of becoming a doctor.
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Sorry ma, but I’m following my passion. You shouldn’t have told the entire family I was going to med school.
I’m dating an artist.
It’s okay, I make enough money at my baller job to support both of us.
I don’t go to church every Sunday.
And now everything bad that happens in the family is my fault because God is angry
us me. Girl, please.
I’m back living with them.
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Mom’s nagging that I don’t have my sh*t together, but I’m focused on saving that cash money.
I’m having premarital sex.
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Sorry I didn’t wait to get married and have one partner for the rest of my life. Actually… #sorrynotsorry.
I quit school to become an entrepreneur.
They’re hoping this blogger nonsense is going to wear off soon, but I’m making cash for working from home.
I borrowed money from Mami.
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… On Mother’s Day. I know, ultimate sign of failure, but wait…
I got a tattoo.
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(And paid for it with the money I borrowed from mami.) All good, it was a tribute to her.
I broke up with my high school sweetheart.
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Refer back to being single and fabulous a few sections above ?.
I’m traveling the world.
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Instead of behaving like a
boring responsible adult.
Ok, we may have not been what our parents envisioned…
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But we are happy and strong and they love us none the less. Like mami would say “mientras haya salud” that’s what matters.