Imagine you live in wonderland, a place where your every dream becomes a reality. This is what your Latino mom would sound like in such fantastic place:
It’s ok mijo, you don’t need to finish everything on your plate if you’re full.
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We can just throw away the leftovers.
Sleep in, no tienes que ir a misa if you’re feeling tired.
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God will understand.
Don’t listen to la abuela, that Vicks stuff doesn’t work.
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She’s old, what does she know about life anymore, right?
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Por supuesto you can sleep over your friend’s house.
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His parents are out of town? You guys are going to have a blast!
Isn’t that skirt a bit too long for going out?
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You are not going to get any guys looking like a nun.
You don’t have to come to family dinner.
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I don’t like them that much either.
No mijo, you don’t have to hug your tío.
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He won’t be offended, I promise.
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No te preocupes por aprender español.
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We live in the US, who needs Español?
Claro que puedes tener novio mamita.
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Bring him for a sleepover so we can meet him.
We’re going to Chipotle for lunch.
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Those refried beans I made last night are not that good anyways.
Si no te gusta, no te lo comas.
CREDIT: GIFRIFFIC/ FULL HOUSE/ WARNER BROS. TELEVISION
I can make you something else.
Llora papito if you need to.
CREDIT: MASHABLE/ SUPERNATURAL/ THE CW
It’s ok to connect with your emotions.
You need money to go out? ¡claro!
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Is $100 enough?
