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13 Things Your Latina Mom Will Never Say

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Imagine you live in wonderland, a place where your every dream becomes a reality. This is what your Latino mom would sound like in such fantastic place:

It’s ok mijo, you don’t need to finish everything on your plate if you’re full.

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Sleep in, no tienes que ir a misa if you’re feeling tired.

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Don’t listen to la abuela, that Vicks stuff doesn’t work.

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Por supuesto you can sleep over your friend’s house.

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Isn’t that skirt a bit too long for going out?

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You don’t have to come to family dinner.

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No mijo, you don’t have to hug your tío.

No te preocupes por aprender español.

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Claro que puedes tener novio mamita.

We’re going to Chipotle for lunch.

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Si no te gusta, no te lo comas.

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Llora papito if you need to.

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You need money to go out? ¡claro!

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