13 Things Your Latina Mom Will Never Say
Imagine you live in wonderland, a place where your every dream becomes a reality. This is what your Latino mom would sound like in such fantastic place:
It’s ok mijo, you don’t need to finish everything on your plate if you’re full.
We can just throw away the leftovers.
Sleep in, no tienes que ir a misa if you’re feeling tired.
God will understand.
Don’t listen to la abuela, that Vicks stuff doesn’t work.
She’s old, what does she know about life anymore, right?
Por supuesto you can sleep over your friend’s house.
His parents are out of town? You guys are going to have a blast!
Isn’t that skirt a bit too long for going out?
You are not going to get any guys looking like a nun.
You don’t have to come to family dinner.
I don’t like them that much either.
No mijo, you don’t have to hug your tío.
He won’t be offended, I promise.
No te preocupes por aprender español.
We live in the US, who needs Español?
Claro que puedes tener novio mamita.
Bring him for a sleepover so we can meet him.
We’re going to Chipotle for lunch.
Those refried beans I made last night are not that good anyways.
Si no te gusta, no te lo comas.
I can make you something else.
Llora papito if you need to.
CREDIT: MASHABLE/ SUPERNATURAL/ THE CW
It’s ok to connect with your emotions.
You need money to go out? ¡claro!
Is $100 enough?