If You’re Christian, It’s Likely You Missed Out On All This

There’s waaaaay too much to fit onto this list.

The Hip-hop and Rap Music Scene

 Short Skirts

An Even Tan Was Prohibited

Emos Were Basically Devil-Worshipers

Slumber Parties

Being “Different”

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They may love Juanga or Walter Mercado, but we can never talk about any gay cousin, uncle, sibling or self in the family.


Doing It

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Because they always guilted you. 

PG-13 Movies

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Even when I was 17 -_-

No Novelas

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