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13 Things We’re Better at When We’re Drunk

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By January 15, 2016 at 4:07 pm

Alcohol is the real hero here.

(Brutal) Honesty

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You may regret it the next day, but at least being honest is a good thing, right??

Giving People a Second Chance

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Everything sounds and looks better when you are drunk, especially hooking up with your idiot ex.

Remembering Random, and Convenient, Information

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Out of nowhere you remember specific memories from your childhood, and all the things you forget when you are sober, like the meaning of life, come to surface and it all makes sense… until you sober up!

READ: Quiz: Which Kind of Drunk are You?

Directions

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You may not know where you are, but your Spidey sense that gets you straight to the street dog cart…then you pass out again.

Dancing Moves

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In your mind you DGAF if you have two left feet, you think you got all the smooth moves. But in reality, your moves are more like your uncle’s when he dances to the latest ranchera ?.

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Manners

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Suddenly, you’re real friendly and compliment every other girl at the bar. Something you’d never do if you were sober.

Showing Off Superman Strength

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All of a sudden, you can carry your other drunker-than-you friend in your arms all the way home.

Tolerating Pain

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You could never sit through that needle sober.

Being Vulnerable

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You’re a master at singing and reciting poetry made up on the spot. Roses are red…

Eating

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You can down a 7-course meal without stopping for a single breath. First course, bacon wrapped hot dogs.

Telling Jokes

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You keep them laughs coming all night long.

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11 Times People Made Tacos Out of Anything

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11 Times People Made Tacos Out of Anything

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By Jorge Rodriguez-Jimenez January 15, 2016 at 4:26 pm

We’ve all been there. You are DESPERATE for a taco, but when you open your pantry you are left with things that don’t really make a taco…or do they?

Sometimes all a taco needs is some cheese with a side of cheese.

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Because, in the end, doesn’t that just make us happy?

Other times you can’t choose between your two faves: tacos or pizza.

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And it was probably the best meal you ever cooked.

There was that time you leaft the cooking to your roommate.

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“This is the LAST time I let you go grocery shopping alone, Amber.”

READ: Tacos Before Vatos: Why We Single Ladies Live By This Motto

You try to eat more vegetables, but you just want tacos.

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Let’s face it. The only way to eat anything is wrapped in a tortilla.

Drunken night tacos are always a gamble.

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Mayonesa has a place everywhere…but not in a taco.

These days you’re trying to reinvent yourself, so you go with Pinterest.

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And once you finish, you realize you made a horrible mistake and wasted several tortilla in the process. ?

Out of tortillas? Just use some sliced ham to hold your taco goodies.

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Or you can try turkey. Go crazy.

Giving macaroni and cheese new life or a desperate cry for help?

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Probably just a cry for help.

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Out of hotdog buns? Good thing you can make it a taco.

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After all, what matters is what’s on the outside ?.

We’ve all gotten adventurous on those long weekends.

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Waffles and tacos exist separately for a reason: calories.

And, of course, the college-budget, just butter taco to hold you over till you go home and clear out your parents’ fridge.

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Or as mom calls it, taco de aire.

What’s the craziest thing you have ever tried to turn into a taco? Share this story by tapping that share button just below!

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