13 Things Latinos Do That Are Dangerous, Life-Threatening, But SO Much #SaferThanATrumpRally
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know Donal Trump rallies are becoming insanely violent. While Trump sits back
on his throne and just watches all this happen, Twitter brought attention to the issue with #SaferThanATrumpRally. Twitter did alright, but we’ve come up with a few more…
Some people started with the obvious.
Illegally crossing into the U.S.A from Mexico #SaferThanATrumpRally
— Skyler Marshall (@Prez4lifehobbes) March 21, 2016
Like, sooooooo original Skyler. *cue sarcasm*
Other tweets were a little more relatable.
— Zachary (@Kyozarok) March 21, 2016
Tío Javy…is that you?
Some of them are actually pretty funny…
Eating at Chipotle #SaferThanATrumpRally
— Skip LaCombe (@skiplacombe) March 21, 2016
There was another that got us thinking…
?…. #SaferThanATrumpRally running ??with the bulls ?.
— James Goff (@cJamesGoff) March 21, 2016
With the way things are going, there are bound to be more people injured at a Trump rally than the next running of the bulls in Pamplona.
There are some Twitter hasn’t discussed yet…like having a chupacabra as a pet.
Sure. It very well might rip your throat open in your sleep, but that’s the risk you take. #AnyoneButTrump
Or getting a beatdown from mami’s chancla.
This thing has heat seeking capability and boomerang characteristics, but it is still not going to kill you for being you.
Cheap tequila, while dangerous, is still #SaferThanTrump.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
Trump can only wish that his rallies were as hot as ghost chile peppers.
But then they would be safe and he, apparently, just doesn’t dig that.
Even talking back to your parents wouldn’t f*ck you up like a Trump rally.
Bruises and feelings heal. Broken bones and death threats take a little more time to deal with.
Flipping tortilla in your comal a la abuelita? Yup safer.
Ignoring calls from mami is just about the riskiest thing ANY Latino can do.
But it is still so much safer than trying to reason with fanatical Trump supporters.
Dad might smack the brown off you for changing the channel during a fútbol match, but he would never assault you.
Can’t say the same for Trump supporters.
Ever tried to distract abuelita while she watched Walter Mercado?
You won’t be the same but you’ll be in better shape than if you went to a Trump rally.
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