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13 Things Latinos Do That Are Dangerous, Life-Threatening, But SO Much #SaferThanATrumpRally

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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know Donal Trump rallies are becoming insanely violent. While Trump sits back on his throne and just watches all this happen, Twitter brought attention to the issue with #SaferThanATrumpRally. Twitter did alright, but we’ve come up with a few more…

Some people started with the obvious.

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Like, sooooooo original Skyler. *cue sarcasm*

Other tweets were a little more relatable.

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Tío Javy…is that you?

Some of them are actually pretty funny…

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And true.

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There was another that got us thinking…

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With the way things are going, there are bound to be more people injured at a Trump rally than the next running of the bulls in Pamplona.

There are some Twitter hasn’t discussed yet…like having a chupacabra as a pet.

Things you find at the fireworks store in Battle Mountain, NV #roadtrip #weird #chupacabra

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Sure. It very well might rip your throat open in your sleep, but that’s the risk you take. #AnyoneButTrump

Or getting a beatdown from mami’s chancla.

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This thing has heat seeking capability and boomerang characteristics, but it is still not going to kill you for being you.

Cheap tequila, while dangerous, is still #SaferThanTrump.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!

Trump can only wish that his rallies were as hot as ghost chile peppers.

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But then they would be safe and he, apparently, just doesn’t dig that.

Even talking back to your parents wouldn’t f*ck you up like a Trump rally.

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Bruises and feelings heal. Broken bones and death threats take a little more time to deal with.

Flipping tortilla in your comal a la abuelita? Yup safer.

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#WorldGoals

Ignoring calls from mami is just about the riskiest thing ANY Latino can do.

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But it is still so much safer than trying to reason with fanatical Trump supporters.

Dad might smack the brown off you for changing the channel during a fútbol match, but he would never assault you.

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Can’t say the same for Trump supporters.

Ever tried to distract abuelita while she watched Walter Mercado?

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You won’t be the same but you’ll be in better shape than if you went to a Trump rally.

READ: The Violence At The Donald Trump Rally Was Intentional

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Kat Von D Just Proved Her Love For Selena To The World And It's Music To Our Ears

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Kat Von D Just Proved Her Love For Selena To The World And It’s Music To Our Ears

SELENA FOREVER.❤️

Posted by Kat Von D on Thursday, March 17, 2016

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Anything for Selenas!

As if we needed another reason to love Kat Von D, the LA-based tattoo artist went and did this.

In a recent Facebook post, the Mexican-born Argentinian shows her beautiful Spanish and her pipes with “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom.” Covering a Selena song is always nerve-wracking because you want to do the queen justice…and daaaaamn, Kat Von D nail-ed IT!

She has a couple videos on Instagram where she is showing off that hidden singing talent of hers, so we shouldn’t be too surprised. There’s really only one question left to ask, “Why hasn’t Kat Von D pursued a singing career?” The world may never know, but for now she got us like…

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Brb.

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