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13 Things Latinos Do That Are Dangerous, Life-Threatening, But SO Much #SaferThanATrumpRally

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know Donal Trump rallies are becoming insanely violent. While Trump sits back on his throne and just watches all this happen, Twitter brought attention to the issue with #SaferThanATrumpRally. Twitter did alright, but we’ve come up with a few more…

Some people started with the obvious.

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Like, sooooooo original Skyler. *cue sarcasm*

Other tweets were a little more relatable.

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Tío Javy…is that you?

Some of them are actually pretty funny…

 

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And true.

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There was another that got us thinking…

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With the way things are going, there are bound to be more people injured at a Trump rally than the next running of the bulls in Pamplona.

There are some Twitter hasn’t discussed yet…like having a chupacabra as a pet.

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Sure. It very well might rip your throat open in your sleep, but that’s the risk you take. #AnyoneButTrump

Or getting a beatdown from mami’s chancla.

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This thing has heat seeking capability and boomerang characteristics, but it is still not going to kill you for being you.

Cheap tequila, while dangerous, is still #SaferThanTrump.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!

Trump can only wish that his rallies were as hot as ghost chile peppers.

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But then they would be safe and he, apparently, just doesn’t dig that.

Even talking back to your parents wouldn’t f*ck you up like a Trump rally.

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Bruises and feelings heal. Broken bones and death threats take a little more time to deal with.

Flipping tortilla in your comal a la abuelita? Yup safer.

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#WorldGoals

Ignoring calls from mami is just about the riskiest thing ANY Latino can do.

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But it is still so much safer than trying to reason with fanatical Trump supporters.

Dad might smack the brown off you for changing the channel during a fútbol match, but he would never assault you.

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Can’t say the same for Trump supporters.

Ever tried to distract abuelita while she watched Walter Mercado?

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You won’t be the same but you’ll be in better shape than if you went to a Trump rally.

READ: The Violence At The Donald Trump Rally Was Intentional

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