Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know Donal Trump rallies are becoming insanely violent. While Trump sits back on his throne and just watches all this happen, Twitter brought attention to the issue with #SaferThanATrumpRally. Twitter did alright, but we’ve come up with a few more…
Some people started with the obvious.
Illegally crossing into the U.S.A from Mexico #SaferThanATrumpRally
— Skyler Marshall (@Prez4lifehobbes) March 21, 2016
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Like, sooooooo original Skyler. *cue sarcasm*
Other tweets were a little more relatable.
#SaferThanATrumpRally Using a plastic bag on your head in place of protective goggles pic.twitter.com/8axErzNRCl
— Zachary (@Kyozarok) March 21, 2016
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Tío Javy…is that you?
Some of them are actually pretty funny…
Eating at Chipotle #SaferThanATrumpRally
— Skip LaCombe (@skiplacombe) March 21, 2016
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And true.
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There was another that got us thinking…
?…. #SaferThanATrumpRally running ??with the bulls ?.
— James Goff (@cJamesGoff) March 21, 2016
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With the way things are going, there are bound to be more people injured at a Trump rally than the next running of the bulls in Pamplona.
There are some Twitter hasn’t discussed yet…like having a chupacabra as a pet.
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Sure. It very well might rip your throat open in your sleep, but that’s the risk you take. #AnyoneButTrump
Or getting a beatdown from mami’s chancla.
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This thing has heat seeking capability and boomerang characteristics, but it is still not going to kill you for being you.
Cheap tequila, while dangerous, is still #SaferThanTrump.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
Trump can only wish that his rallies were as hot as ghost chile peppers.
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But then they would be safe and he, apparently, just doesn’t dig that.
Even talking back to your parents wouldn’t f*ck you up like a Trump rally.
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Bruises and feelings heal. Broken bones and death threats take a little more time to deal with.
Flipping tortilla in your comal a la abuelita? Yup safer.
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#WorldGoals
Ignoring calls from mami is just about the riskiest thing ANY Latino can do.
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But it is still so much safer than trying to reason with fanatical Trump supporters.
Dad might smack the brown off you for changing the channel during a fútbol match, but he would never assault you.
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Can’t say the same for Trump supporters.
Ever tried to distract abuelita while she watched Walter Mercado?
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You won’t be the same but you’ll be in better shape than if you went to a Trump rally.
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