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Superstitions All Latinos Know to Be Absolute Truth

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What is more Latino than over-the-top and confusing superstition? NOTHING. We’re superstitious about everything. This Friday the 13th, make sure you follow all the superstitions mami taught you or you might be in for a world of misery.

Keeping a full glass of water on the fridge or behind the bed absorbs evil spirits.

#vasodeagua #condóminio

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I wonder how much this factors into the California drought…

Babies have to wear red to ward off bad energy.

Creencias chapinas ☺️ #FátimaBC #pulseraroja #babys #babygirl #guatemala

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But, like, red isn’t even my color, ma!

Keep an upside down broom behind the door if you want to prevent unwanted visitors.

Or, you could just use the broom to chase them out if they come over. Seems more effective IMHO.

If you put your purse or wallet on the floor the devil takes your money. ?

You know, because el diablo has NOTHING better to do.

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If you sweep a single woman’s feet, she will be single forever.

Girl, you better call your family Santero to fix this! #foreveralone

If you have a nightmare tell someone immediately or it will come true.

Oh Dios Que #Pesadilla… ???

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But if you have a good dream, keep your mouth shut or it won’t happen for you.

If a bright colored bug gets in the house it is good luck.

However, if you get a dark bug is stuck in the house you better do whatever you can to get that damn thing out before all hell falls on you.

Staring at a dog while it poops mean you are going to get an eye pimple.

Me: Are you done yet?

If you cut a baby’s hair before they turn 1 it is bad luck.

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Poor baby, they might’ve just ruined his life.

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You NEVER ask someone to pass you the salt or you’ll get all their bad luck.

So it is totally OK to crawl across the table to get it on your own, right?

If they look at your baby and smile, they have to touch them or the baby will get sick.

#malojo

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Only way to cure this mal de ojo is with an egg.

If a fork falls, a woman will visit you and if a knife falls, a man will.

And if they both fall I assume your in-laws are around the corner. #theworstluck

Pinching a red-head could give you good luck.

Happy Friday?? have a good weekend ?

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Because they are rare? Either way, cuidado Bella Thorne.

If you put your shirt on inside-out it means that someone is going to give you a gift soon.

This is how #paisas roll in #soma #barefoot #fuggit #insideoutshirt #ghetto #prollyyourtio

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You know, like abuelita might be buying you shoes or something.

If you are pregnant and rub your belly, the baby will get a mole in that place.

Which means you should stop letting Juanito touch your tummy whenever he walks by.

If you are pregnant during a lunar eclipse you need to stay inside or the baby will have a birth defect.

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OK, guys. I think we have gone too far with all these superstitions.

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Spanish Words that Have No English Translation

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Spanish Words that Have No English Translation

Spanish is a beautiful language, but sadly there aren’t translations for these words to do them justice…

Modorra

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It’s when you wake up from a nap and you’re cranky because you didn’t have enough sleep. This word needs to be in every language.

Desvelada

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You went out the night before and you’re too tired to function. Not the same as hungover.

Getona

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Stole @makeupbymario from Kim for the day 😍😍😍

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It’s the only way to describe this one.

Neta

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There are so many meanings for this word, English needs a word as diverse as this. Neta, no?

Fodonga

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Pedo

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Not that kind of fart, but what’s up? What’s your problem? But it sounds so much more hood.

Jedionda

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It’s so much worse when you say stank in Spanish. No one wants to be called this.

Chompolona

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The word chubby is the closest translation, but still doesn’t cut it. Plus, say it out loud and see how cute it sounds.

Trancazo

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When you got a beating. It’s literally the only word that sounds cool when you describe the whaming you got.

Naco

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Someone who is sooooo this ?.

Mitote

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Mom told you not to get involved in mitotes and it always sounded so aggressive when she said it.

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