10 Years Later This Telenovela’s Character’s Quotes Still Apply
It’s been 10 years since “Rebelde” last aired on television, but that doesn’t mean we’re still not quoting them. Our personal favorite? Mia Colucci.
Here are all the times Mía, the most popular girl at Elite Way School, said the realest things ever.
1. “Qué difícil es ser yo!”
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We’ll start with the obvious because we all know no one knew the struggle more than Ms. Colucci.
2. “Comprate una vida loser!”
Cuando ya llevas tiempo sin pelear con tu novio y te pones a pensar qué berrinche le puedes hacer. pic.twitter.com/UlSTuLZJJ3
— Mia Colucci (@ImMia_Colucci) August 20, 2016
The perfect line to say when you want to get rid of that creeper at the bar. Def saving this one.
3. “Te lo juro por mis cremas importadas de París.”
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When you swear you’re telling the truth and nothing but the truth.
4. “Te lo juro por mis pantalones de Armani.”
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Because if they didn’t believe you the first time, drop a name or two. They’ll have you to believe you now!
5. “Está comprobado que el alcohol reseca la piel.”
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In other words, no more wine night for you!
6. “Me voy, aquí huele a nopal.”
My daily facial expressions. pic.twitter.com/AAORPShIAv
— Mia Colucci (@ImMia_Colucci) August 10, 2016
Bye Felicia!
7. “Si vas a abrir la boca para decir tonterías, mejor cósetela.”
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When you are annoyed AF. Sorry not sorry!
8. “Cuando uno se tiñe una vez…güera oxigenada es.”
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Stained for life. What a savage!
9. “Cierra un ojo, cierra el otro y NADA QUE VER!!”
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Isn’t she sooooo clever?
10. “No te pego con mi zapato, nada más porque es Prada.”
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No pos wow!
11. “Me va a dar un panic attack.”
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How you react every time your tía brings up the “why are you single” topic.
12. “Te voy a derrotar con mis poderes de Sailor Moon.”
Cuando le ganas a la que te cae mal. pic.twitter.com/TVt3JI9Qal
— Mia Colucci (@ImMia_Colucci) July 17, 2016
Don’t try me!
13. And just because Mía is wise AF…
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We all have that one friend…
Bonus: Because she knows her worth.
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Waaaaaaay más nice.
Read: 15 Times Telenovelas Had The Best Responses To Everyday Life
