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13 Years Later This Telenovela’s Character’s Quotes Still Apply

It’s been 13 years since “Rebelde” last aired on television, but that doesn’t mean we’re still not quoting them. Our personal favorite? Mia Colucci.

Here are all the times Mía, the most popular girl at Elite Way School, said the realest things ever.

1. “Qué difícil es ser yo!”

Mia
credit: @LifeGags/Tumblr/Rebelde / Televisa

We’ll start with the obvious because we all know no one knew the struggle more than Ms. Colucci.

2. “Comprate una vida loser!”

The perfect line to say when you want to get rid of that creeper at the bar. Def saving this one.

3. “Te lo juro por mis cremas importadas de París.”

Mia
credit: Weheartit.com / Rebelde / Televisa

When you swear you’re telling the truth and nothing but the truth.

4. “Te lo juro por mis pantalones de Armani.”

Mia
credit: Weheartit.com / Rebelde / Televisa

Because if they didn’t believe you the first time, drop a name or two. They’ll have you to believe you now!

5. “Está comprobado que el alcohol reseca la piel.”

Mia
credit: Giphy.com / Rebelde / Televisa

In other words, no more wine night for you!

6. “Me voy, aquí huele a nopal.”

Bye Felicia!

7. “Si vas a abrir la boca para decir tonterías, mejor cósetela.”

Mia
credit: fofurasdegarotas.blogspot.com / “Rebelde” / Televisa

When you are annoyed AF. Sorry not sorry!

8. “Cuando uno se tiñe una vez…güera oxigenada es.”

Mia
credit: porsiemprerbdsiempre.blogspot.com / “Rebelde” / Televisa 

Stained for life. What a savage!

9. “Cierra un ojo, cierra el otro y NADA QUE VER!!”

Mia
credit: porsiemprerbdsiempre.blogspot.com / “Rebelde” / Televisa

Isn’t she sooooo clever?

10. “No te pego con mi zapato, nada más porque es Prada.”

Mia
credit: fofurasdegarotas.blogspot.com / “Rebelde” / Televisa

No pos wow!

11. “Me va a dar un panic attack.”

Mia
credit: tirinhasdorebeldemexicano.blogspot.com

How you react every time your tía brings up the “why are you single” topic.

12. “Te voy a derrotar con mis poderes de Sailor Moon.”

Don’t try me!

13. And just because Mía is wise AF…

Mia Colucci quotes
credit: @NoMames / Tumblr / “Rebelde” / Televisa

We all have that one friend…

Bonus: Because she knows her worth.

Mia Colucci quotes
Credit: Rebelde / Televisa

Waaaaaaay más nice.


Read: 15 Times Telenovelas Had The Best Responses To Everyday Life

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RBD Is Back With A New Single And This Is Not A Drill

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RBD Is Back With A New Single And This Is Not A Drill

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RBD is as much a part of our childhoods as flan and arroz con leche. They made our childhood great and their break up was devastating. Thankfully, those dark days are behind us and RBD is finally back to give us new music.

RBD is back, baby!

After years of silence and heartbroken fans, RBD is finally back with new music. “Siempre He Estado Aquí” is the first piece of new music from the Mexican pop band in years. The band announced their final tour in 2008 and since then fans have been able to follow individual band members through their careers.

RBD’s fandom was activated as soon as the single was released.

Hearing their voices just speaks to our souls. We spent years living on the music that was left behind from their time together and there was no hope of new music in sight. That’s what makes this single a wonderful gift during an atrocious year.

It has been 12 years since we got to hear the band perform. We didn’t even need new music, it would have just been great to see the band get back together. Tbh, the new music is an incredible moment in 2020 given everything that has happened this year.

It isn’t the full RBD group, but we have to be happy with what we have.

Anahí, Christopher von Uckermann, Maite Perroni, Christian Chávez, Alfonso Herrera, and Dulce María made up the original band. The new single might not be the full band but it is enough to give us every ounce of nostalgic emotions anyone can feel. How can you not be transported back to your childhood when hearing these voices of angels?

In conclusion, go listen to “Siempre He Estado Aquí” because it will renew your love of RBD.

With only four of the original members, “Siempre He Estado Aquí” is still all of the RBD power you expect to hear. It is a song you will instantly fall in love with because it will speak right to your heart.

You can check out the full song below!

What a wonderful day to be a RBD fan, huh?

READ: All Six Members Of RBD Got Together For A Group Photo, And Fans Think They’re Teasing A Reunion Tour—Here’s Why It Might Be True

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mitú Readers Shared Their Most Absurd Family Secrets And The Chisme Is Wild

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mitú Readers Shared Their Most Absurd Family Secrets And The Chisme Is Wild

Family can be a great source of many things. They can bring us love and support as well as a sense of belonging. Our familias are often our first introduction to relationships and can be a mirror in which we reflect upon ourselves. They can also be a source of some telenovela sized drama. 

Every family has their secrets but some are wilder than others. We asked our FIERCE readers to dig all the family skeletons out of their metaphorical closets and they were quick to spill the tea. Here are some of the most shocking and scandalous family secrets they shared with us. 

1. The hidden family.

Instagram/ @mexicano._.memes

“Um, that my father fathered several more children [than what] we were told. I think we now have like 12 half-siblings now, only knew if half of them. He’s in his 80s but still, it’s for sure weird. ????” @misslopez_if_youre_vasty

2. *Cue the novela music.*

Instagram / @coolrulex

“That my sister almost married our half brother ( not 100% confirm ) and when he found out he went and married another girl with the same name as my sister but different last name he just change the last name at the church.” @karo056186

3. Romantic entanglements.

Instagram / @daniarenas.usa

 “My husband’s brother left his girlfriend for her sister… who happened to date my husband back in the day. They’re married with a baby now.” @thahomieguera

4. A grandfather in all but blood.

Instagram / @divitha.institute

“That my grandfather (May he Rest In Peace ❤️) wasn’t my biological grandfather. I always wondered why my mom told the doctors that diabetes didn’t run in the family when it was the reason he passed away. ????????‍♀️” @ivonlabombon

5. A secret straight out of the closet.

Instagram / @juixcebox.2

“My moms neighbors tea… the wife thought her husband was cheating so she asked my sister to give her a ride to follow him.. turns out he had a male lover ….now the lady blames my sister for giving her a ride like that’s the problem… and her closet gay husband stayed living there like nothing happened.” @fitmomofdolls

6. Just plain scandalous.

Instagram / @mudrope

“That my tia stole my abuelita’s will from my moms room in mexico and that she claims she doesn’t have it cause she left more for my mom and wants my abuelito to write another one with more dinero for her!!!!!” @mishygoldfishy

7. Definitely a premise for a Lifetime Movie of the Week.

Instagram / @reacttothat_

“My mom’s cousin had a boy when she was young while still in Central America. When she immigrated over to the states she had to leave him behind temporarily while she got her life together. My aunt met a man in the US and made a life here. They had 3 daughters. During that time her son grew up and I’m sure became super resentful toward my aunt. At some point my aunt put papers in for her son and brought him to the states. Him and the oldest daughter got SUPER close to the point where it got hella weird. She fell for her brother and they tried to run away with each other. I believe there plan was to go back to Central America. Mind you she was still a minor. He ended up ditching her at the border.” @pessiyerez

8. Throw the whole dad away.

Instagram / @ohh.she.wyld.af

“So 7th grade. My dad looked me in the face on the way inside our apartment and said ‘Hey! Its time for me to go. I’m leaving your mom next week.’ ????‍♀️” @kelly_a_stackhouse

9. This tia sounds cool af.

Instagram / @libragoggles

“That one of my mother’s older sister’s owned a brothel in Guatemala in the 70s. And would get her military boyfriend to beat the shit out of any of the men that mistreated her ladies. ????????‍♀️” @pixelatedgum

10. Lost a tio and gained an hermano

Instagram/ @reacttothat_

“My uncle was actually my brother….he was raised by my grandma and my mom played along. My mom was young so my grandma didn’t want my mom’s reputation to be ruined. One xmas when I was 15 my step-dad told my brother my mom was his mom. We didn’t believe it but then our mom confirmed it. We talk about it all the time, how we use to call him Tio but now it’s bro.” @arco___iris___

11. Say a rosario after reading this secret.

Instagram / @thatsfunnythat 

“That my grandma thought my grandfather was cheating and so she cheated him with their church’s reverend.” @grestmarie

12. The literal definition of “primo-hermanos.”

Instagram / @reacttothat_

“That someone’s prima’s daughter was pregnant by their son’s father????‍♀️ now they’re literally ‘primo-hermanos.’ @_lilasthebest_

13. Fame doesn’t mean much when you’re a cheater. 

Instagram / @me_as_a_millennial_mom

“My grandma dated Freddie Fender back in the 70s, she went to SPI to watch him play.. well she ended up finding him w/ another woman. She was so angry at him she threw his keys in the ocean and left his ass there…men ain’t shit ????????” @taramdelagarza

 
 

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