13 Non-Super Powers That’ll Convince You The Person Who Gave Birth To You Is From Another Planet

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Moms are seriously the superheroes of every household. Not only are they the glue that literally holds everything together, they also have some terrifying and incredible superpowers.

The most incredible superpower mami has is telepathy. She can literally read your mind.

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Me: *thinks about asking mom to stay the night with my bestie*

Mom: Te vas a quedar aquí esta noche.

Me: How did you even know?! ?

Mom: *taps her temple*

Most people have five sense, she has a sixth sense that tells her when you are up to no good.

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She. Always. Knows.

She hears everything you say even when she’s deep in chisme conversation with her comadre.

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And you know that a “shh” to her friend doesn’t mean anything good for you.

She has her own arsenal including the chancla…

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The only superhero weapon that can make civilizations crumble.

…and her handy-dandy cinturón.

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Even superheroes need that nuclear option.

She even has a sidekick, a.k.a. papi, who always has her back and makes sure (her) justice is delivered.

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That is one united front that nobody is ever going to be able to break.

Moms legit have the echolocation skill which helps them find anything in the house.

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Doesn’t matter if you search for one minute or one week, she will always find it before you.

She. Is. Everywhere.

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Seriously. Either she has her own army of minions or she is the only person on earth able to be multiple places at one time.

She even has a secret identity, like when she answers the phone nicely after ruthlessly tearing you apart.

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Mom to me: ? ? “¡Te lo juro! If you talk to me like that again, I will smack the teeth to the back of your head!”

Mom when person answers phone: ?? “¡Hola mi niña! Cuentame. ¿Como estuvo la boda de tu hija?”

She can also become completely invisible just waiting for you to act up.

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Are you sure there is no one waiting for you to get home?

Two words: super strength.

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She will lift any piece of furniture in the house and she will also endure tremendous amounts of pain just to see her babies smile.

Her powers aren’t only used to scold you. She uses them for good like to show up at random times just to be by your side when you need her.

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CREDIT: The Flash / DC Comics / Warner Bros. Entertainment / The CW / DavidSoboz / YouTube

No distance is too great to keep mom from taking care of her baby.

Because have you ever seen mom and Wonder Woman in the same room?

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CREDIT: Wonder Woman / Bruce Lansbury Productions / christopherjonesart / Tumblr

Didn’t think so.

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Whether you’re getting food after a night of crazy responsible drinking, or a grabbing family meal after Sunday church, IHOP usually has a little something for people from all walks of life.

However, one Virgina Beach waitress found out that for some people, IHOP is an easy way spread a little ignorance.


Rachel Mau was cleaning up a table when she saw that her customer had left no tip and a disturbing message.

Written at the bottom of her receipt was the following message: “Build That Wall Trump Daddy.”


Okay, so it’s bad enough to not tip a waitress, who is probably making around two bucks and is just trying to make a living wage. But, as we all know, references to “build that wall” are usually aimed at immigrants from Mexico and Central America. Rachel Mau is neither an immigrant nor from Mexico or Central America. She’s actually of Filipino descent. Mau told KTLA 5, “I think it’s really sad that people are acting negatively towards, you know, people of different race all because of politics.”

Another customer from the same table wrote in “Nah” for their tip.


And the award for worst table of customers ever goes to…

Despite the unfortunate experience, Mau has kept a level head.

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Mau tends to support a golden rule approach to her customers, treating them with the same dignity and respect she expects. While one table of rude customers hasn’t hurt her customer service skills, it has served as a sobering reminder of how easy it is to ruin someone’s day with a few thoughtless words. “I feel sorry for people who do experience this,” Mau told WTKR3. I now know how they feel, and that’s why I want to spread the word on why you shouldn’t treat people like that.”

[H/T] WTKR: Virginia Beach IHOP server receives hateful message from customer

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