Flaca’s wisdom will set you free…
Applying for jobs after college like…
Looks like helping cousin Tito wasn’t a waste of time after all.
When mami asks if you have any dirty clothes.
Me: That’s just the beginning.
Showing up to the party and no one you like is there.
“FOH. I’m going to Marisol’s party.”
Showing the world how many f*cks you give.
That’s right, girl. Not one to be found.
Waiting for the bathroom when your ENTIRE family is visiting over the holidays.
Between your primos and tíos, you’re lucky if you can even take a shower.
When Prince Royce suddenly comes on your iPod.
?Yo sólo quiero darte un beso. Llenarte con mi amor el alma.?
Swapping boy stories with your bestie over tequila shots.
“Entonces me dije, all serious like, ‘Baby, this has been the most incredible night of my life. I know I just met you, but I think I love you.'”
When you hear your tías talk about why you’re still single.
That death stare.
Convincing your newly single friend she looks better than ever.
Her: No one’s going to talk to me at the club. ?
Me: First, stop crying cause this mascara isn’t waterproof.
You live in Miami, it’s 70 degrees, and you forgot your damn gloves.
Me: You can do this. Think warm thoughts. It’s only three, freezing feet to the car.
Payday, Friday and you’ve got plans after work.
Fitted red dress? ✔️ Cash on deck? Claro. F*ck-me pumps? Let’s do this.
Trying to decipher your chola friend’s texts.
Get it together or just call me. I’m getting a headache reading your texts.
When your hermano is in trouble so you pile it on to look better.
Mami: I don’t know what to do. If only he could be more like you, mija. You figured it out.
Hearing your classmates the first day of Spanish class.
Could you not butcher my native language, please?
When your ex asks what you want to do this weekend.
Me: Let’s get it ooooonn ? *Marvin Gaye voice*