There is a certain daredevil quality to all Mexicanos.
Blindfold, spinning and piñatas.
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Who the hell thought blindfolding a person, spinning them around until they’re super dizzy and giving them a stick was a good idea? Oh, and don’t forget the drunk tío who stands on the roof holding the rope. There’s always one who falls.
Let’s take it up a notch and add explosives to those piñatas with el quema de Judas.
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On the day before Easter, piñatas in the shape of anyone who behaved badly, like a Judas, is filled with explosives and burned in the middle of a crowd riding horses. It could not get any more dangerous.
Veladoras that stay lit 24/7.
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Major fire hazard. But Mexicans don’t care.
And one is never enough.
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We always have to go above and beyond.
Cake suffocation.
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Have you ever tried breathing through layers of frosting?! Impossible.
Leave it up to Mexicans to make dancing a dangerous activity with this machete dance.
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Yes, we have a dance with machetes. WE. DANCE. WITH. MACHETES.
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Then there’s la danza de los voladores.
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Apparently, the machete dance is not dangerous enough because we also have the danza de los voladores. Five men climbing up a pole, four of them hang from their feet, spinning around the pole while the fifth man stands on top of the pole playing a flute. Your blood pressure drops just watching them.
The line dance that always ends up a disaster: la vibora de la mar.
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Everyone’s fair game. The groom may fall, the bride may fall, single men or ladies may fall… you don’t know who, but someone always ends up eating sh*t.
Horse riding, but wait…
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Riding horses may not always be dangerous, but mix it with tequila, music and pedestrians during a crowded Mexican festival and you’ve got some trouble.
El Día de los Reyes.
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On el Día de los Reyes there’s always the risk of swallowing the baby Jesus on accident… or on purpose.
Launching a sh*t ton of fireworks.
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You know how fireworks come with all those warnings? Mexicanos ignore them all and there’s even a designated fireworks man or cuetero who fires them up during festivals.
Lucha Libre
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All Mexicanos think they can fight like a luchador… even if they get their a$$ kicked by a pro.
Los jaripeos de toros.
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Where Mexicans ride bulls for fun. Literally, for no reason other than the thrill.
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