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11 Things That Give You Instant Regret After Having Sex

Sex: everyone seems to either be having it, wanting to have it or at the very least singing about it (emiright or am I right?). But before you jump into the deep waters of the sex, make sure you’re actually ready for it. Here’s a straightforward list of signs you are NOT.

You think you know what STD stands for.

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Okay, baby steps. Start by reading this.

You might as well join EVERYONE else who’s doing it.

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I mean who cares about individuality or personal desires, right?

You haven’t thought about contraception.

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And no, that’s not the name of a movie.

Your boyfriend / girlfriend has threatened to leave you if you don’t it.

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Seriously, mándalo a la fregada.

The thought of sex makes you hyperventilate.

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If it makes you wheezy, you’re not ready.

You don’t trust your partner.

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Tip: Sex with this person would be a terrible idea.

You have fairytale expectations.

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Rose petals, romantic music, candle lit room and a meteor shower to top it all. -Good luck.-

Having sex goes against your beliefs.

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Stand strong by your beliefs.

You’re definitely not emotionally ready.

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If you’re crying over making this decision, then they are not tears of joy.

You haven’t given yourself an orgasm.

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Not to worry you partner is a master sensei that knows it all. Please note the sarcasm.

Respect is a foreign term in your relationship.

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Umm… Bye.

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