11 Things That Give You Instant Regret After Having Sex

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Sex: everyone seems to either be having it, wanting to have it or at the very least singing about it (emiright or am I right?). But before you jump into the deep waters of the sex, make sure you’re actually ready for it. Here’s a straightforward list of signs you are NOT.

You think you know what STD stands for.


Okay, baby steps. Start by reading this.

You might as well join EVERYONE else who’s doing it.


I mean who cares about individuality or personal desires, right?

You haven’t thought about contraception.


And no, that’s not the name of a movie.

Your boyfriend / girlfriend has threatened to leave you if you don’t it.


Seriously, mándalo a la fregada.

The thought of sex makes you hyperventilate.


If it makes you wheezy, you’re not ready.

You don’t trust your partner.


Tip: Sex with this person would be a terrible idea.

You have fairytale expectations.


Rose petals, romantic music, candle lit room and a meteor shower to top it all. -Good luck.-

Having sex goes against your beliefs.


Stand strong by your beliefs.

You’re definitely not emotionally ready.


If you’re crying over making this decision, then they are not tears of joy.

You haven’t given yourself an orgasm.


Not to worry you partner is a master sensei that knows it all. Please note the sarcasm.

Respect is a foreign term in your relationship.


Umm… Bye.

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