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11 Times Starbucks Butchered Latino Names Like It was Nothing

Starbucks is where your name goes to die…literally. Like, WTF is going on over there? Have you tried to make your employees pass basic spelling tests? Here are perfect examples that Starbucks just DGAF about your name.

Mex = Bex

https://instagram.com/p/7v6L8mvg0v/

Corin Corrina Corina = Karina

https://instagram.com/p/s76eKMy5i2/

It’s really not that hard, guys.

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Especially when we friggin’ spell it out for you.

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Wanita = Juanita

https://instagram.com/p/1VOuczAinl/

Jhorhé, Jhoreh, Jorgay, Jort, Jeorjé, Whore-Hay, Jorgé = Jorge

https://instagram.com/p/snHCg3sg0r/

Seriously.

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Like.

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Did.

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You.

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EVEN.

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Try??

Every Starbucks employee ever is like…

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You can’t spell a Latino name but you can make a Pumpkin Spice Latte in your sleep? GTFO.

Soxochi = Xochester

https://instagram.com/p/w9yGMtslgK/

Jeuses, Jhose = Jose

https://instagram.com/p/6aVApGA-Ta/

Anjalina = Angelina

https://instagram.com/p/yyL3vpvDCz/

Nada = Nadia

Seriously, guys. Buy a Spanish name dictionary.

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Marisola = Marisol

https://instagram.com/p/8ytrLipErG/

Karman = Carmen

https://instagram.com/p/78vsedC9Sf/

Meanwhile, in Mexico…

Gorsh George = Josh

https://instagram.com/p/7l1XRXHhOW/

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