“But first, let me take a selfie” might as well be the Latino motto. Sure, many call for a photo to capture a sweet memory, but here are 11 times Latinos could’ve done without a selfie…
1. Nobody needs to know when you poop.
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No one cares dude. No one.
2. Nothing says closure like one last selfie with the dead guy.
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Can’t we just grieve for the deceased instead of making it a spectacle? Where are you even going to put this photo anyway? And why are you cheesing it? So many questions.
3. Your selfie is not worth my life, got it?
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How many times have we almost seen someone crash because they were taking selfies? Perfect lighting isn’t worth it.
4. Why would you take a selfie with abuelita when she’s in the hospital?
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I know that everything is a family affair for us, but c’mon.
5. WWJD? Not take a selfie while someone is trying to preach.
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Do as He would do.
6. No one wants to see you post-sex.
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Congrats? And does masturbating count as #aftersexselfie?
7. Do you not have any other pictures with your dog?
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Let him rest in peace, porfa.
8. You’re supposed to record the birth, not delay it for a pose.
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Why would you put yourself through this?
9. Gyms are for working out…not for taking selfies.
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I mean, do you even lift, bro? Or do you spend the whole time getting just the right angle to prove you made it to the gym?
10. Do natural disasters really provide a good backdrop?
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There is no need for this next level selfie ridiculousness.
11. Again, in case you didn’t get it, no one wants to see you poop.
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Especially if your girlfriend is just casually hanging out in the bathroom with you like nothing’s wrong. Run, girl!