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From Funerals to Hospital Visits, 11 Times Latinos Overshared Via Selfies

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“But first, let me take a selfie” might as well be the Latino motto. Sure, many call for a photo to capture a sweet memory, but here are 11 times Latinos could’ve done without a selfie…


1. Nobody needs to know when you poop.

#poopselfie

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No one cares dude. No one.

2. Nothing says closure like one last selfie with the dead guy.

#Velorio #viuda #Tristeza #funeral #feliz que tal….. estas señora.. esposa y cuñada… sera q amaban al difunto??

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Can’t we just grieve for the deceased instead of making it a spectacle? Where are you even going to put this photo anyway? And why are you cheesing it? So many questions.


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3. Your selfie is not worth my life, got it?

How many times have we almost seen someone crash because they were taking selfies? Perfect lighting isn’t worth it.

4. Why would you take a selfie with abuelita when she’s in the hospital?

I know that everything is a family affair for us, but c’mon.

5. WWJD? Not take a selfie while someone is trying to preach.

#Blessed

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Do as He would do.

6. No one wants to see you post-sex.

#aftersexselfie #ink #inkaddiction #tattoo #supernaturaltattoo #pierced #piercings

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Congrats? And does masturbating count as #aftersexselfie?


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7. Do you not have any other pictures with your dog?

En honor a negro. #lapalmó #funeralselfie #antesdeladios #esooonosehace #Unileverpatrocinador

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Let him rest in peace, porfa.

8. You’re supposed to record the birth, not delay it for a pose.

About to give birth, but wait lemme take a selfie first #laborselfie #selfie

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Why would you put yourself through this?

9. Gyms are for working out…not for taking selfies.

Home sweet home ! ❤️❤️

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I mean, do you even lift, bro? Or do you spend the whole time getting just the right angle to prove you made it to the gym?


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10. Do natural disasters really provide a good backdrop?

#WildFireSelfie # #FireChaser #BringTheHeat ?????????????????

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There is no need for this next level selfie ridiculousness.

11. Again, in case you didn’t get it, no one wants to see you poop.

Late night Caca and talks with the bae #specialpeople #toiletselfie #talking

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Especially if your girlfriend is just casually hanging out in the bathroom with you like nothing’s wrong. Run, girl!


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A Spider That Eats Birds Is The Least Scary Of These Bugs From Latin America

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A Spider That Eats Birds Is The Least Scary Of These Bugs From Latin America

Like a good scare? Then you should book a trip to Latin America, where the insects and bugs look like something straight out of a horror movie. Here are some of the most terrifying and dangerous bugs you are guaranteed to encounter south of the border. Enjoy…

Warning: Some of these images are graphic and may not be for everybody.

1. The Botfly

CREDIT: @royalsaskmuseum/ Instagram

Doesn’t look THAT big, does it?

Look at how HUGE botfly larvae become.

Oh, and this thing likes to lay its larvae in living things… like people.

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And small animals like cats, squirrels, and rabbits. The larvae can potentially kill a small animal if it goes unchecked.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

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2. The Brazilian Wandering Spider

These little, eight-legged abominations are among the most poisonous spiders in the world.

They have a nasty habit of hitching rides all over the world on bananas.

Make sure you check your groceries thoroughly before purchasing.

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3. The Bullet Ant

These painful shits can grow up to 2 centimeters long.

And their name comes for the horrible pain they inflict when they sting their victim.

The pain lasts up to 24 hours and is said to feel like you have been shot.

#terrifying

4. The Cave Spider

Different variations of this spider are found all over the world. But the most impressive one is found in none other than Peru.

They won’t kill or hurt humans, but who wants to run face first into this?

Probably best to have a broom or chancla handy next time you’re in Lima.

Just saying. Safety first.

5. The Kissing Bug

These used to be Latin America’s problem until they decided to make their way from Mexico to Texas.

After it bites, which it does while you sleep, it takes a dump right by the wound.

When the victim scratches, the poop goes in the wound and causes Chagas disease, which can be fatal.

Oh. The disease is really hard to detect until it is almost to late.

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It’s OK, girl.

6. The Goliath Birdeater

I think the picture above says it all.

In Guyana, you may encounter one the size of a puppy. A PUPPY!

They eat birds, mice, large bugs…basically anything they can grab and shove their fangs into.

Is that something crawling up my back or am I just scared?

7. The Lonomia Obliqua

CREDIT: @leocastelobranco / Instagram

Beautiful. Want to touch it?

Their bristles are packed with a deadly venom, so you probably don’t want to touch it.

If you are in southern Brazil, watch out. They have caused a few deaths there.

Yeah. They’re not so cute anymore, are they?

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