Ted Cruz’s Roommate Admits The GOP Candidate Is The Worst Possible College Roommate

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Ted Cruz might be making history as the first Latino to win the Iowa caucus, but his old college roommate, Craig Mazin — you know, the guy that’s written a “Hangover” movie or two, as well as a couple “Scary Movies” and a “Huntsman” one too — is definitely making a place for himself in the shade queen history book.

Like most roommates, Mazin and Cruz used to be very close.

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Physically close. Luckily, they were only trapped in that tiny room for a year.

But Mazin claims Cruz was such a terrible roommate, far worse than convicted parent-murderer Lyle Menendez.

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And Cruz was totally that guy that would steal your lunch and lie to your face. ?

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But don’t fret, Cruz is actually harmless.

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(Chickenhawk chatter ?.)

So harmless, Cruz doesn’t have the huevos to do any badmouthing himself.

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Good strategy.

READ: Leaked Video Shows Young Ted Cruz was the Perfect Movie Villain

Mazin claims that Cruz has 0️⃣ redeeming qualities.

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Kind of the best response possible ?.

Not even charisma to charm the ladies. ?

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So sad.

READ: The Official Ted Cruz Burn Book

Cruz’s lowest blow, according to Mazin, might be that brings up religion and ? only when it benefits him.

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Apparently it didn’t benefit him in college.

And Cruz ain’t nothin’ but a greaseball, according to Mazin.

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Soooo shiny. ?

Apparently Cruz touted his Canadian roots back in the day.

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READ: Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Puts Him on Blast via Twitter

Most importantly, Mazin wants you to know exactly who is running for pres.

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This Latina Actress Was Asked A Ridiculous Question About Voting And She Fired Back With Perfect Shade


This Latina Actress Was Asked A Ridiculous Question About Voting And She Fired Back With Perfect Shade

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America Ferrera sat down with Gloria Steinem at the opening of the 2016 Makers Conference to talk about social justice and feminism. Makers is all about empowering women and that’s exactly what America did.

America Ferrera recalled a story of a reporter who was really off the mark with his question about the upcoming presidential elections.

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“He asked me, ‘America, what if it’s Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz?'”

Wait…this isn’t about her choosing between a Latino and woman is it?

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Because that would be crazy.

READ: Time to Forgive Donald Trump and Thank Him

“Oh, because I’m Latina and I’m a woman.”

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Can she just vote based off what she thinks is best for her? Why’s it got to be a race and gender thing?

Way to have NO chill, broham.

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But then America fired back at the reporter and slayed so hard, it’ll make any Latina proud.

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“Well you, as a white man, how do you decide who to vote for?!”

READ: 7 Unforgetable Moments by Latinos at the Golden Globes

And she brought if full circle and put that reporter in his place. ?

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“Because you have so many people to choose from!” ?

Slayyyyyy, girl!

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