Ted Cruz’s Roommate Admits The GOP Candidate Is The Worst Possible College Roommate

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Ted Cruz might be making history as the first Latino to win the Iowa caucus, but his old college roommate, Craig Mazin — you know, the guy that’s written a “Hangover” movie or two, as well as a couple “Scary Movies” and a “Huntsman” one too — is definitely making a place for himself in the shade queen history book.

Like most roommates, Mazin and Cruz used to be very close.

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Physically close. Luckily, they were only trapped in that tiny room for a year.

But Mazin claims Cruz was such a terrible roommate, far worse than convicted parent-murderer Lyle Menendez.

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And Cruz was totally that guy that would steal your lunch and lie to your face. ?

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But don’t fret, Cruz is actually harmless.

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(Chickenhawk chatter ?.)

So harmless, Cruz doesn’t have the huevos to do any badmouthing himself.

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Good strategy.

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Mazin claims that Cruz has 0️⃣ redeeming qualities.

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Kind of the best response possible ?.

Not even charisma to charm the ladies. ?

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So sad.

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Cruz’s lowest blow, according to Mazin, might be that brings up religion and ? only when it benefits him.

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Apparently it didn’t benefit him in college.

And Cruz ain’t nothin’ but a greaseball, according to Mazin.

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Soooo shiny. ?

Apparently Cruz touted his Canadian roots back in the day.

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READ: Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Puts Him on Blast via Twitter

Most importantly, Mazin wants you to know exactly who is running for pres.

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Dead.

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