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Ted Cruz’s Roommate Admits The GOP Candidate Is The Worst Possible College Roommate

Ted Cruz might be making history as the first Latino to win the Iowa caucus, but his old college roommate, Craig Mazin — you know, the guy that’s written a “Hangover” movie or two, as well as a couple “Scary Movies” and a “Huntsman” one too — is definitely making a place for himself in the shade queen history book.

Like most roommates, Mazin and Cruz used to be very close.

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Physically close. Luckily, they were only trapped in that tiny room for a year.

But Mazin claims Cruz was such a terrible roommate, far worse than convicted parent-murderer Lyle Menendez.

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And Cruz was totally that guy that would steal your lunch and lie to your face. ?

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But don’t fret, Cruz is actually harmless.

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(Chickenhawk chatter ?.)

So harmless, Cruz doesn’t have the huevos to do any badmouthing himself.

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Good strategy.

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Mazin claims that Cruz has 0️⃣ redeeming qualities.

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Kind of the best response possible ?.

Not even charisma to charm the ladies. ?

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So sad.

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Cruz’s lowest blow, according to Mazin, might be that brings up religion and ? only when it benefits him.

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Apparently it didn’t benefit him in college.

And Cruz ain’t nothin’ but a greaseball, according to Mazin.

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Soooo shiny. ?

Apparently Cruz touted his Canadian roots back in the day.

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READ: Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Puts Him on Blast via Twitter

Most importantly, Mazin wants you to know exactly who is running for pres.

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Dead.

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