Everybody wants a big booty, right? Well, next time you are with your big booty bestie, just ask her what it’s really like to be forced to endure a life of too-big-for-you clothes and panting men when all you want is to take a little walk around the block.
It’s almost impossible to find a perfect #OOTD unless it’s a maxi dress.
— Vicky Chapple (@vickykyle85) November 27, 2015
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Why is no one addressing this problem in the fashion world?
All your shorts and pants are a couple sizes bigger just so they fit over your butt.
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But then you have this weird gap.
And when you do find the perfect jeans, it’s not long till this happens.
— Jessica ✼ (@JessicaDLindner) September 5, 2014
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Skirts always look like a mullet for your hips.
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Business in the front, party in the back.
Your big booty has a habit of showing you all the worst in society.
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It’s like, damn already. Can’t a girl just walk to the 7-Eleven for a Big Gulp without all the cat calling?
Your morning workout is getting your jeans on.
— Alexandra Amador (@booyahitzcherry) September 29, 2012
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And you have to post a pic or it didn’t happen.
Even your leggings have a way of betraying you. ?
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Is nothing holy anymore?!?! I just need to cover up. #bigbootygirlsforthickerleggings
People are constantly asking you if you like Nicki Minaj.
Because having a big booty is a clear sign that you just looooove Nicki Minaj, right? GTFO!
No matter what, your ex can always pick you out of a crowd.
— Erin Casey (@actionheroerin) January 8, 2014
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Your friends think your booty is more of a rest station for drinks, food, or better views of the parade.
— Nicole (@NComitini) November 14, 2012
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And hide-n-seek is NEVER your friend.
Teaching Daddy how to twerk! ?? #whosebuttisbigger #twerk #twerkout #twerkqueen #bigbuttsowhat #booty #bigbuttproblems #likefatherlikedaughter #dog #instadog #dogsofinstagram #gsd #germanshepherd #gsdofinstagram #hilarious #toocute #mutt #muttbutt #newyork #daddysgirl #furbaby #adoptdontshop #rescue #rescueddog #sillydog
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Seeker: I can see your ass hanging out of the bushes, Lara. I’m coming for you.
Me: Every time! ?