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These Photos Prove that Not Everyone Is About the Big Booty Life

Everybody wants a big booty, right? Well, next time you are with your big booty bestie, just ask her what it’s really like to be forced to endure a life of too-big-for-you clothes and panting men when all you want is to take a little walk around the block.

It’s almost impossible to find a perfect #OOTD unless it’s a maxi dress.

Why is no one addressing this problem in the fashion world?

All your shorts and pants are a couple sizes bigger just so they fit over your butt.

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But then you have this weird gap.

And when you do find the perfect jeans, it’s not long till this happens.

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Skirts always look like a mullet for your hips.

Business in the front, party in the back.

Your big booty has a habit of showing you all the worst in society.

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It’s like, damn already. Can’t a girl just walk to the 7-Eleven for a Big Gulp without all the cat calling?

Your morning workout is getting your jeans on.

And you have to post a pic or it didn’t happen.

Even your leggings have a way of betraying you. 😩

The FUCKING struggle 🙄 #leggings #fuckpants #bigbootyprobs #ijustwanttobecomfy

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Is nothing holy anymore?!?! I just need to cover up. #bigbootygirlsforthickerleggings

People are constantly asking you if you like Nicki Minaj.

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Because having a big booty is a clear sign that you just looooove Nicki Minaj, right? GTFO!

Betrayed indeed!

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No chill.

And hide-n-seek is NEVER your friend.

Seeker: I can see your ass hanging out of the bushes, Lara. I’m coming for you.

Me: Every time! 😞

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