Read This And You’ll Finally Agree With Trump Being President
We all know that Donald Trump doesn’t like Latinos. That should make us angry. But we’re kind-hearted people, so we found some Latino-free places where he can be president and let us live in peace. Hasta nunca, Trump!
The Sahara Desert
Latinos don’t really like a beach without the water part, Donald. But you like golfing, right? Good luck finding your balls!
Latinos don’t really like the cold. So chill out, Donald and watch out for polar bears.
A Nickelback Concert
Sorry, Donny, not our kind of music.
Inside A Volcano
We like it caliente, but not THAT caliente.
On A Land Where There Are More Animals Than Humans
Hey look! Two horses’ asses!
You’d have to beat out Hitler, but I’m sure you’re the bigger fascist. We believe in you!
Under The Sea
Watch out, Donald! They smell blood! Pinche sangrón!
I’m sure you’ll appreciate the view, Trump. Plus, there aren’t any Latinos on the moon… yet!
On second thought, the moon isn’t far enough. Also, this way El Chapo can’t get to you.
Up His Own Ass
The guy’s already full of himself. Let’s make it official!
We even got you a first lady! #PerfectCouple
What other places can you think of? Get as crazy and creative as you can, and put them in the comments below! Let’s make this go viral so we can make some Trump supporters cry!
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