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11 Latino Songs You Were Obsessed with in the 90s and 00s that You’re Now Embarrassed Of

We all have musical skeletons in our closet. Just think of some of the songs you were obsessed with in the 90s and 00s and tell me that you aren’t embarrassed AF about them now? It’s OK, you’re in a safe place, we won’t judge you because we liked the same ridiculous songs you did, like…

“Livin’ La Vida Loca” by Ricky Martin

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I swear the only reason we liked this song is because Ricky Martin is so charismatic, but bleh! I mean of course her skin had to be the color of “mocha” because that’s the only skin color that rhymes with “vida loca.”

“Gasolina” by Daddy Yankee

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Remember when reggaeton was taking over the continent and “Gasolina” was the raunchy little anthem that even los gringos were grinding too? Yeah, good times.

“Bidi Bidi Bom Bom” by Selena

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Yes, yes, Selena is La Reina and she can do no wrong, but if anyone else had tried to get us excited about this song, it would NOT have happened.

“Bailamos” by Enrique Iglesias

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Like we were gonna turn down Enrique Iglesias when he asked us to dance? Not likely. Look! He still had the mole back then.

READ: Do You Know the Lyrics to Your Favorite Songs? Don’t Worry, You’re Not Alone

“Jenny from the Block” by JLo

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Back in the day of OG Bennifer, we let JLo convince us that she was still just like us…except no one was kissin’ our nalgas like that!

“Rico Suave” by Gerardo

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The truth is that this song has ALWAYS been embarrassing, pero ni modo. Sometimes we like it cheesy.

“Genie in a Bottle” by Christina Aguilera

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Even Xtina found singing this song embarrassing, but it’s not like we don’t kinda still have the dance memorized.

“She Bangs” by Ricky Martin

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Yes, Ricky Martin has already made the list, but there’s NO WAY we can let this one pass. This song is all kinds of wrong and so is the video. Poor Ricky.

READ: 13 Latino Songs Guaranteed to Get You Out of Your Chair and Dancing

“Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira

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Ay Shakira, Shakira, do you realize how ridiculous you made us look on the dance floor trying to move our caderas like yours? Even abuelas were in danger of breakin’ a hip.

“Macarena” by Los Del Rio

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Admit it, this song is a curse that won’t die and yet you still dance to it at weddings and quinceañeras. Make it go away already!

“London Bridge” by Fergie

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Only Fergie could make us think that this was sexy. “My London, London bridge wanna go down…” What does that even mean? It means something dirty right?

What songs did you like that you’re now embarrassed about? mitú wants to know. Tell us in the comments below!

9 Quince Gowns that Prove Fútbol is a Way of Life

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9 Quince Gowns that Prove Fútbol is a Way of Life

Fútbol fans have NO chill about showing their pride everywhere they go…even at their quinces. Seriously. People are repping their favorite fútbol teams during their quinceañeras. Can you blame them? #fútbolquince

Only a true fan dedicates a quince to her favorite team. #tigresforlife

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Plus it kind of helps with the whole color scheme thing.

The bright colors are guaranteed to help you shine on your special day.

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Because who the hell else is going to show up to your quince wearing a Club America, blue and yellow dress…don’t answer that.

READ: Justin Bieber was the Chambelan de Honor for this Quinceañera

Don’t want the logo on your dress? No problem. Make it the accessory of the season.

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But make sure you give tío his bandera back so he can wave it during the next Cruz Azul game.

How else are you going to find a dress to perfectly match your flowers, mija?

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C. D. Guadalajara thanks you for your support!

TBH, the team colors just look better with our skin tones.

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This is the easiest way to skip the tanning bed before your big day, girl!

Supporting C. D. Guadalajara during your U.S. quince can look patriotic.

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Sure, the team is from Mexico, but if you live in Texas you can just say it’s all for the U. S. of A.

READ: 11 Signs You Had A Quince in the 00s

Having a fútbol-themed quince makes getting ready easier for your guests.

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Because if you love Monterrey this much, clearly your family does too.

You can go straight from your quince to the game. #truededication

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And maybe Rafael Sóbis will notice you and whisk you away to your fairy tale.

READ: Quinceañera Vals Dances that Went Totally Wrong

Wait? Does this mean you can have people sponsor your quince?

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Probably not, but it’ll still be a killer party.

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