11 Latinos Revealed what they Really Wish for their Exes

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What do YOU wish for your ex? Is it endless happiness? Probably not. Here are some totally savage #DeseosParaMiEx tweets that will make you happy you’re single.

People were quick to point out that no matter what, their ex already lost the best.

You had one chance… And ruined it.

And others wanted their exes to know they aren’t getting another chance.


And you can forget your dog, too.

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A few people just couldn’t find the words to capture their feelings.

But like they say, “A picture is worth a thousand words”…or one solid middle finger, bro! #brutal

A few people had an itemized list of everything they wish for their ex.


It’s like Christmas, but for the broken hearted.

This girl wished her ex MTV fame.

And we all know that MTV fame is the most durable fame.

There were hopes and wishes for new job opportunities.

Even if the job involves working for the most famous drug kingpin ever produced in Sinaloa. It’s the thought that counts, mijo.

And this dude wished his ex a great vacation.

Where’s Chingada? It sounds sooooo romantic.?

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For some reason, proper garbage disposal and hygiene were mentioned.

One can only assume this guy needs some super glue.

Either that or his ex is going to be in a world of emotional hurt.

Others didn’t hold back.

Like, WHO would even wish that on a person?

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But the winner of #DeseosParaMiEx is this guy who knows family is best to make someone else low-key jealous.



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