11 Latinos Revealed what they Really Wish for their Exes
What do YOU wish for your ex? Is it endless happiness? Probably not. Here are some totally savage #DeseosParaMiEx tweets that will make you happy you’re single.
People were quick to point out that no matter what, their ex already lost the best.
#DeseosParaMiEx lo mejor…y lo mejor soy yo? jajajaaj
— Rocío. (@RocioBocaz) January 13, 2016
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You had one chance… And ruined it.
And others wanted their exes to know they aren’t getting another chance.
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And you can forget your dog, too.
A few people just couldn’t find the words to capture their feelings.
— Sony Mejía® (@Lomjlouls) January 13, 2016
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But like they say, “A picture is worth a thousand words”…or one solid middle finger, bro! #brutal
A few people had an itemized list of everything they wish for their ex.
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It’s like Christmas, but for the broken hearted.
This girl wished her ex MTV fame.
#DeseosParaMiEx que te hagan catfish
— Lucifer (@CursiPorSiempre) January 13, 2016
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And we all know that MTV fame is the most durable fame.
There were hopes and wishes for new job opportunities.
— Leia Freitas (@Leiafreitas) January 13, 2016
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Even if the job involves working for the most famous drug kingpin ever produced in Sinaloa. It’s the thought that counts, mijo.
And this dude wished his ex a great vacation.
— ◄ (((( luis…. )))) (@toluco666) January 13, 2016
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Where’s Chingada? It sounds sooooo romantic.?
For some reason, proper garbage disposal and hygiene were mentioned.
— Evo Akbar (@EvoDelMetal) January 13, 2016
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One can only assume this guy needs some super glue.
— Yovan (@YovanOficial) January 13, 2016
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Either that or his ex is going to be in a world of emotional hurt.
Others didn’t hold back.
#DeseosParaMiEx Que tu nuevo novio no sepa bailar para que no lo inviten a las fiestas.
— Alberto Montero (@_AlbertoMonv) January 13, 2016
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Like, WHO would even wish that on a person?
But the winner of #DeseosParaMiEx is this guy who knows family is best to make someone else low-key jealous.
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