AyAyAy Witness News: Episode 1

Too Much Coconut Water

Between sexual jabs, co-anchors Benito Camelo and Dolores Delano report on Argentina’s latest economic collapse. In response to the default, Argentina implements a new currency, the Mara-dollar, named after famed soccer player Diego Maradona and only good for the purchase of cocaine, tattoos and one-legged hookers. Next, Scoop on the Stoop segment reporter Alba Bossa reports on the inundation of coconut water in gentrified areas of the city. Herman Teca takes it away to confirm if Uncle Ramiro actually paid for a meal. Back at the newsdesk, one of the anchors gets slapped with a restraining order.

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AyAyAy Witness News: Episode 2


AyAyAy Witness News: Episode 2

The Humble Argentinian

In this episode, Dolores Delano talks about the newest role for Kim Kardashian’s ass. Spoiler alert: It’ll share screen time with Antonio Banderas and James Brolin in The 33, a film about the Chilean Miners. Benito Camelo then delivers sad news about the Menudo reunion. The show wraps with investigative reporters Herman Teca and Mick O’ Jones tackling the elusive, humble Argentinean and the Latin Kings Gang in Spanish Harlem. Somebody won’t make it out alive.

WATCH: AyAyAy Witness News Episode 1

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