AyAyAy Witness News: Episode 1
Too Much Coconut Water
Between sexual jabs, co-anchors Benito Camelo and Dolores Delano report on Argentina’s latest economic collapse. In response to the default, Argentina implements a new currency, the Mara-dollar, named after famed soccer player Diego Maradona and only good for the purchase of cocaine, tattoos and one-legged hookers. Next, Scoop on the Stoop segment reporter Alba Bossa reports on the inundation of coconut water in gentrified areas of the city. Herman Teca takes it away to confirm if Uncle Ramiro actually paid for a meal. Back at the newsdesk, one of the anchors gets slapped with a restraining order.