We’ve encountered them all, unfortunately.

1. The #SwoleMates

https://instagram.com/p/2totxwGLBx/

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How can you possibly get a good workout in — seriously?

2. The Inconsiderate, Unhygienic Pigs

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Oh shaaaats just saw this on @iggymfails and had to post!! I always wipe equipment after using but now I'm definitely going to give it a scrubbing before too!! #ugh #ew #gross #fitness #fitnessjourney #fitfam #fit #gym #funny #funnyfitness #fitnessmeme #gymetiquette #disgusting #eyebleach needed!!!

A photo posted by Surya Bhattacharya (@suryas_musclemission) on May 6, 2015 at 11:15am PDT

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Who does that? Wipe it down, please!

3. The Texter

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Excuse me, summer is around the corner!

4. The Foul-Smelling Gym Rat

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When someone’s stench hits your nasal canals.

5. Your Ex

#whenyouseeyourex #truth #hatethat #sostrange #allthosefeelins

A photo posted by Frenchy (@msfrenchyky) on Apr 30, 2014 at 4:52pm PDT

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The last person you want to see while you’re under construction is an ex.

6. Los Chismosos

My #lunk wouldn't stop setting off the alarm. ?? #GymEtiquette #BadManners #HermHaters #Dubsmash #LunkAlarm @yvonnemarie_23

A video posted by αмвєя ℓуии (@the.amberlynn) on Apr 14, 2015 at 3:36pm PDT

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If only they worked out as much as they gossiped.

7. The Producer

LEG DAY SNIPPET AS PROMISED!! A Bit Of A Throwback This One But I Did Promise The Upload… KEEP TRAINING PEOPLE???#CampaignFitness #Muscle #BodyBuliding #Follow #Back #Push #Pull #TrainHard #TrainClean #EatClean #Health #Wealth #Pump #Body #Fitness @modelukbff #Train #Gains #Lats #BestInTheWorld #JustLift #Lift #JustDoIt #Push #Pull #Reps #Arms #Bicep @pursuefitness #Tricep #Reps #Beastmode #Eastmode

A video posted by David Colin Campaign (@campaign_fitness) on May 1, 2015 at 10:39am PDT

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They record their workouts complete with a full soundtrack. I barely have time for a 20-minute elliptical.

8. The Girl in Full Makeup

#PetHate ….girls who put full face of makeup on to go the the gym…? #Fail #GymMakeUp #Fitness ….clearly not there to work out …so stop time wasting on the machines ?

A photo posted by Pandaaa (@pandaroo89) on Jul 28, 2014 at 1:15pm PDT

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If it’s not melting off, you’re not working hard enough.

9. The Grunter

TRX suspended pushups like a boss. No, that's not me grunting in the background. #trxpushups #trx #squarereadyv #squareready #pushups #gymgrunters #gymmoaners #mondayfitness

A video posted by Eric Carter (@cartercrazy) on Sep 15, 2014 at 3:09pm PDT

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Gross, we don’t need to hear you moaning!

10. The Narcissist

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They hog the mirrors, flex, make odd faces and take countless selfies.

11. The Hogger

Ugh. Just annoyed. Apartment xomplex gyms are annoying when 1 person is trying to circuit train while 2 other people are trying to train too. #ugh #machinehogger #caniusethat #sharingiscaring

A photo posted by ??Jen Parsons?? (@jenparsons13) on Mar 12, 2015 at 11:21am PDT

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This ain’t no restaurant. No reservations allowed.

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