Things Guys Do Alone That Will Gross You Out

25 Things Guys Do When Women Aren’t Around

Guys do a gang of nasty sh*t when their girlfriends are far away. Or not so far away. You know, stuff like pissing for distance, the snot rocket and the scratch ‘n sniff — of both their balls AND ass. But that’s not all. The Natural runs down the list of secret moves that guys make when GFs aren’t around. Basically, hygiene goes out the window, so prepare yourselves.

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