The Stages Of Having A Crush, As Told Through Soraya Reactions
Having a crush is the most fun experience in the world until… well, until it’s really NOT. Here are the common stages of having a crush on someone, as demonstrated by the best telenovela villain of all time, Soraya Montenegro:
It all starts when you notice a hot person for the first time:
Where have you been all this time?
You immediately try to avoid having a crush because you know it’s gonna f*ck you up for months:
Yo me conozco and I know this is gonna end in bad fanfic and too much pink wine.
…But you inevitably develop a full-blown crush despite your best efforts:
Every. Damn. Time.
You then decide you need more info. You’ll need to do some ~online investigation~:
Just some light sleuthing. Across every social media network they’re on. That’s all.
At some point, you’re 43 weeks in on your crush’s Instagram and accidentally like a picture:
What have I done???
You get to a point where you can’t stop talking about your crush:
And your poor friends are honestly so tired of it.
And now you can’t even stand to see other people talking to them:
Why’s that girl liking every Facebook post????????? This thirsty sinverguënza.
You start overplaying your hand, laughing every time your crush makes a semi-funny joke:
Hahahaha that stupid pun is HILARIOUS, please make out with me, hahaha!
You begin to embrace alternative methods of flirting:
I mean, it’s good to have options.
And you finally land a date, but… something’s up:
Can’t quite put my finger on why things feel different now…
Then your crush begins texting you. A lot. And you get annoyed:
Omg, why can’t they just chill?
And you realize that a crush and a commitment just aren’t the same thing:
Need more “me” time. Forever. Sorry.
You’re now officially over it. And on to the next:
Can you think of any other stages? Let us know, and remember to like us on Facebook. Not because we have a crush on you or anything. Teehee.
Notice any needed corrections? Please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org