The Badass Bitch Dictionary
Sometimes talking the talk is enough to get your gente believing you are one HBIC. To the already badass bitches out there, you already know.
CREDIT: PINTEREST/ GAME OF THRONES/ HBO
Let’s tart with the basics, if you think there is anything offensive about this term, you’re def off your game. She’s cool, she’s loving, she has your back. She also has an opinion on her own and will call you out on your bulls**t.
Is something better than good? It’s good AF. Is it beyond sexy? It’s sexy AF. Get the picture?
Before Anyone Else. You know, THE guy, her ride or die, her better half, the spot most of the guys are aiming for.
What the F••ck? With a higher level of confusion. You don’t want to get this from her.
CREDIT: Nickelodeon / Giphy
Direct Message. Personal stuff has no place on public walls, that’s just amateur.
Fear Of Missing Out. The feeling that everyone is doing fun stuff without you. She is the life of the party, so she doesn’t quite grasp this concept.
Fixed That For You. If you were looking for hopeless Disney princess, you’re barking at the wrong tree.
CREDIT: POPKEY.CO/ BEYONCE
The Head Bitch In Charge is the queen of all badass bitches. She’s the boss, but as Beyoncé notes, never bossy. All hail…
In My Opinion, which is
mostly always right. (Variation IMHO: In My Honest Opinion).
On point, real, no fake — like the clothes she wears, the words she says and the pumps she rocks.
When something is firing — love, work, a night out. BTW, every night out with an HBIC is lit.
CREDIT: MISSY-MAGAZINE.DE/ RIHANNA
My Face When. This could go either way depending on what inspired the face.
CREDIT: TUMBLR/ SELENA GOMEZ
On point or very good, like her always perfectly shaped eyebrows.
Badass, as in “that is one savage margarita” or “she is so savage.”
CREDIT: HOLLYWOODLIFE.COM/ MTV
Crew, gang, group of friends. She won’t be throwing the word around, but true BFF’s know who they are.
No milk or sugar needed. It’s pure gossip we are talking about here. The tea better be exceptionally juicy and sweet for her to take a sip.
CREDIT: GIPHY/ BEYONCE
YES!!!! This term is used to express high levels of approval. She won’t use this lightly.
You Only Live Once, so make it count.