The 5 Most Confusing Compliments From Your Abuelita
We don’t doubt that our abuelitas love us and truly want the best for us, but goddamn. They’re all about sending mixed signals. Here are the 5 classic and confusing Abuelitaisms™ that we’re most likely to hear when we’re “complimented” by our abuelas:
On your truly unbelievable beauty:
Ok, but see the thing is that I’m adorable all the time.
On the evils of gossiping:
So chisme — the most important and revitalizing thing in the entire world — is only wrong when I do it. Got it.
On your dating life (or lack thereof):
Well, damn. Maybe I don’t like them!
On this new generation of young ladies:
Is this an insult, or…?
On being both too fat and too thin for her taste:
Did your abuelita have any words of wisdom that haunt you to this day? Share below.
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