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8 Lyrics that are the Best F U to an Ex

Cheating is like a disease, no matter who you are or how fabulous you are, you’re not immune to it — no one is. Luckily, these powerful songstresses know your pain and their lyrics are your anthem to get over that worthless descarado.

“Quédate con ella” – Natalia Jiménez

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?Yo no plancho, ni barro, ni voy por cigarros, ni tiendo la ropa, ni lavo chacharros, que otra aguante este maltrato, ya no puedo más.?

So you like her because she’s a DNB who only knows how to cook and clean? Keep her. I got more going on in my life and I don’t need you so… bye Felicia!

“Te quedó grande la yegua” – Alicia Villareal

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?Quieres que la mujer se someta a su hombre, por algo ha de ser. Yo estaba dispuesta a darte mi vida, pero una mujer como yo, pero una mujer como yo, no te merece.?

In other words, I’m a whole lotta woman – and you can’t handle it.

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“Infiel” – Rocio Durcal

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?Infiel, quien traiciona un gran amor es un infiel. El que tiene doble vida, la legal y la escondida. Aunque diga lo que diga, es un infiel.?

Rocío Dúrcal tells you exactly how to spot a cheater. Her angelic voice makes it seem like the song is a sweet melody, but don’t be fooled, as charming as she sounds, she puts that fool on blast.

“Si te vas” – Shakira

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Even with all that hip shaking and sensual belly rolling, Shakira shows you how you can put your ex in his place because, as she says… If you replace me with that hag, you can forget we even knew each other.

“Qué tal se siente” – Graciela Beltran

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?¿Qué tal se siente que te llegue la noticia que te pusieron el cuerno hasta con tu mejor amigo??

As Graciela suggests, maybe that scum you had as an ex deserves a taste of his own medicine. Oh so you call yourself a man and you can dish it out but can’t take it??

*Disclaimer: mitú does no condone or endorse infidelity.

“La papa sin catsup” – Gloria Trevi

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?Me dejaste como una papa sin catsup, como uña sin mugre… y la mugre eres ¡tú!?

If you really want to make your ex feel like sh*t, take a few notes from Gloria Trevi. She knows just what to say.

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“Rata de dos patas” – Paquita la del Barrio

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?Alimaña. Culebra ponzoñosa deshecho de la vida, te odio y te desprecio.?

Man, Paquita has no chill. She’s been through some pain, but so have you. Good thing she’s got your back.

“Que creías” – Selena

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?¿Tú qué creías? ¿Tú qué creías? ¿Que te ibas a encontrar un amor mejor que el mío que te hiciera más feliz? Pues ya vez, no es tan sencillo.?

Who the hell would cheat on the queen? But please, did he really think she would take him back after what he did? Take a queue from her and know when to walk away…

What songs do you dedicate to your ex-boyfriend? mitú wants to know. Tell us in the comments below. 

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