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Damn, Siri, Do You Even Chill With Latinos?

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By now, everyone knows Siri threw shade when Aaron Paul asked her to divided 0 by 0. mitú wondered what she’d say when asked about tacos, rancheras and fútbol. Yes, we went there.

1. Do you like tacos?

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Who are your sources? They definitely go better with micheladas.

2. Do you like Mexicans?

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What?! What’s not to like?

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She even avoided the question in Spanish.

3. Are you sad about the end of Sábado Gigante?

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We’re definitely not OK.

READ: Sábado Gigante Is Ending and We’re Worried For Our Moms

4. Who’s your favorite Latina singer?

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How do you not? Selena, J.Lo, Thalía, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Becky G, Leslie Grace, SELENA…

5. Who’s your favorite actor from Magic Mike XXL?

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Can’t really blame you, Siri.

WATCH: Exclusive: Adam Rodriguez Bares ‘Magic Mike XXL’ Secrets (VIDEO)

6. What’s your favorite Mexican soccer team?

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?! Newsflash: Not everything that is Spanish-speaking lives in Mexico.

7. Are you a Chicharito fan?

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Guess she’s trying to be unbiased.

READ: Here’s How Chicharito Silenced His Haters

8. Why do we celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

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The real answer’s here…

WATCH: Why do gringos celebrate cinco de mayo?

9. Do you like mariachis?

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Oh, c’mon! Who doesn’t love mariachis?

READ: 7 Rancheras Your Drunk Uncles and Dad Sing at Parties

10. Where is Tupac hiding?

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Please let us know ASAP, we’re dying to find out.

11. Why are Latina moms so loud?

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No, it’s not OK. And we’re sick of it.

12. Do you like dancing bachata?

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Her style is more jarabe tapatío. We dig it.

READ: 13 Latino Songs You Can’t Help Dance To at Family Parties

13. Do you agree with Donald Trump’s allegations?

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What bizarre answers have you gotten from Siri? mitú wants to know. Share in the comments below or share your answer on social media using #mituAsksSiri.

What Peeeeendejo Puts Peas in Guacamole? The New York Times Did.

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What Peeeeendejo Puts Peas in Guacamole? The New York Times Did.

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New York Times

If there are two things you should take away from the first days of summer of 2015, it’s that you don’t call Mexicans “rapists” and you DO NOT suggest adding peas to guacamole. The New York Times found out the hard way:

Peas in guacamole? The NYT said, “Trust us.”

The Internet replied:

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NOPE.

Lots of people were puzzled:

Only a few noticed that the recipe also contained another weird ingredient:

Others laughed it off:

But most people simply thought, “U Tried.”

The New York Times was unfazed:

President Obama had to step in:

EVEN Republicans agreed with Obama on this one:

Tony Cardenas, a Congressman from California, also jumped into the fray:

Others called out previous sins from the New York Times:

That’s not made up. Neither is this other NYT guacamole recipe that calls for pears and apples.

As the debate rages on, there’s still no word from Mexico’s “Little Pea” – Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez.

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