I Love You, But You’re a Piece of Sh*t

Things Brothers Say to Each Other

You were born in a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

Brothers. You fight, temper with their food, you even tell them you shaved your pubes with their razor just as they’re shaving their stache. No matter how much you punk each other around, you have a bond unlike any other. David Alvareeezy reminds you how just how painfully beautiful brotherhood can be.

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