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Questions You Always Had as a Kid About Sábado Gigante

As kids our parents made sure we joined them to watch their guilty pleasure on Saturday nights, Sábado Gigante. It was a family show after all, right? We tuned in for years, but there are still things we don’t understand about the show like…

Why was Don Francisco always so touchy-feely with the models?

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…And talent?

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Why was it that La Cuatro so obsessed with Don Francisco?

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Why is his name Don Francisco if his real name is Mario Kreutzberger?

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READ: Sábado Gigante Is Ending and We’re Worried for Our Moms

Will we ever solve the mystery of who El Chacal really is?

Where did they find these tiny kids that have grown-up conversations about love and life?

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How does Don Francisco still look the same after 50+ years?

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Why are there so many women in bikinis?

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Photo Credit: Tumblr / supremeunderthemountain
Photo Credit: Tumblr / supremeunderthemountain

Why isn’t wasn’t my doctor ever as nice as the ones on the show?

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Where and how do they find so many women that look like this?

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READ: Why Spanish Speakers Use Sad Emojis

What are these weird contests Don Francisco always judges like Miss Colita and Miss Bum Bum?

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How is Javier Romero going to take the news that he’s not going to carry the torch?

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