As kids our parents made sure we joined them to watch their guilty pleasure on Saturday nights, Sábado Gigante. It was a family show after all, right? We tuned in for years, but there are still things we don’t understand about the show like…
Why was Don Francisco always so touchy-feely with the models?
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…And talent?
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Why was it that La Cuatro so obsessed with Don Francisco?
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Why is his name Don Francisco if his real name is Mario Kreutzberger?
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Will we ever solve the mystery of who El Chacal really is?
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Where did they find these tiny kids that have grown-up conversations about love and life?
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How does Don Francisco still look the same after 50+ years?
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Why are there so many women in bikinis?
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Why isn’t wasn’t my doctor ever as nice as the ones on the show?
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Where and how do they find so many women that look like this?
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What are these weird contests Don Francisco always judges like Miss Colita and Miss Bum Bum?
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How is Javier Romero going to take the news that he’s not going to carry the torch?
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