Makeup is probablyyyyyyyy the most amazing thing in the world. I mean, it’s a fact, we know this. But it’s also a source of so many problems. So let’s take off our eyebrows and vent, together…
If you love makeup, you know that…
Finding “The One” really means “Finding The One Who’ll Wait As Long As It Takes For Me To Finish My Damn Brows, Damn.”
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And it’s not that Latinas naturally have an attitude; we just happen to have a lot on our minds!
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Just wrestling with wings can take years off your life.
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And you know that sunlight can be the rudest damn H del P in the world.
Not even lying, these early mornings and bad bathroom lighting got me like #yasssss leave the house when the sun comes up fully I be like #contour too dark #blush too heavy and that #highlighter make me look like a moon man???? #Mood #repost #makeupstruggles #hateearlymornings #makeuplover #workflow
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But who cares, because you embrace all your “looks.”
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You want to take good care of your skin, but…
And can we talk about the fact that companies seem to think that 1) Latinas all have the same skin tone and 2) we’re all yellowy-orange?
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The less said about the liquid lipstick struggle, the better.
??? Cause ain't nobody want creased lips…lol #thethingsyoudoformakeup ??Snapchat: The_Maite #liquidlipstick #thestruggle #lol #snapchatlife #snapchatlife #lipstick #bariatricbabe #shenanigans #maquillaje #makeuplover #makeupstruggles #makeupjunkie #makeuphumor #sillygirl
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And this is all of us when we get mascara on our nose:
Oh, and then there’s the struggle of trying to follow tutorials and Pinterest hacks.
Why does IG make everything seem simple lol ??? repost from @femalecodes #makeup #makeupjunkie #ig #igfails #makeupaddict #beauty #beautymeme #makeupfails #beautyfails #makeupjunkieproblems #makeupproblems #igproblems
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Not that there aren’t some, like. Good parts…
Like when you woke up the whole neighborhood with screams of joy when this happened:
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But even when our makeup struggles make us wanna cry…
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…we’ll always have this Ancient Latina Blessing, passed down from our ancestors:
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Can you think of any other makeup struggles? Vent here; it’s a safe, well-contoured space.