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How to Win Over Her Papá

Like the girl? Slow your roll. Before things get heated, you have to win over her protective papá. He knows your moves and motives…remember, he was you once. Here’s how to become “el hombre que se la merece.”

Do Laugh at His Jokes

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Don’t Compete

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Do Be yourself

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Don’t Get Drunk

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Do Find Common Interests

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Don’t Be Yourself

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Don’t Assume

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Do Get Out of the Car to Pick Her Up

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Don’t Forget to Greet Him

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A simple “hello!” for her dad will do. Nothing worst than when a dude comes into his house and pretends it’s his kingdom.

Do Bring Flowers

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A Man Was Caught On A Kiss Cam During A Soccer Game And His Life Fell Apart After

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A Man Was Caught On A Kiss Cam During A Soccer Game And His Life Fell Apart After

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A man identified as Deyvi Andrade Urgiles was caught on a kiss cam during a soccer match. The video shows the man and woman lovingly kissing while on the kiss cam before he realized that he was on the camera. His guilt and regret were immediate as he took his arm off the woman and tried to act like nothing was happening between them.

An unsuspecting man was caught cheating on his wife during a soccer game and the video is everything you would expect.

En mi defensa, aclaro que no hubo beso… soy víctima

EN MI DEFENSA QUIERO ACLARARLE AL SEÑOR REPORTERO QUE EN NINGÚN MOMENTO ME MORÍA POR BESAR A MI AMIGA Y ADEMÁS EN EL VIDEO NO SE VE NINGÚN BESO, NO SE POR QUE DICE QUE NOS BESAMOS APASIONADAMENTE CUANDO NO HUBO SIQUIERA UN ROSE EN NUESTROS LABIOS, SOLO ME JUZGAN Y ME CRITICAN PERO NADIE SE PONE EN MIS ZAPATOS, DIOS NO QUIERA Y NO LES PASE LO MISMO, SOY INOCENTE DE LA BURLA MEDIÁTICA Y QUE QUEDE CLARO QUE VOY A DEFENDER MI HONOR Y ORGULLO DE HOMBRE HASTA EL FINAL DIGAN LO QUE DIGAN ????☝️????

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The look on the man’s face shows that he was definitely not wanting the kind of attention that comes from a kiss cam. As soon as he discovers the camera is aimed at him, he sheepishly removes his arm from around the woman and begins to understand the enormity of the situation.

A Facebook page claiming to be Deyvi Andrade Urgiles has posted several times defending his actions.

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“The majority of the people who have attacked and judged me are women, and some other are men becoming puritans, but no one accepts the reality that it is really the women who insinuate us and we easily fall into their traps because out enemies always want to see the bad,” reads a post on the Facebook page. “Thanks to God I am sorry and I am well. Nothing you all say matters to me. What remains clear is that it is them that ask us to charge them. I was a victim.”

Some people on Twitter broke down the video to show the exact moment he realized he was busted.

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You can see the moment everything started to fall apart for him. Not only did he realize that he was caught on camera with the other woman, but he was caught kissing her.

They even brought Paquita la del Barrio into the discussion.

We all know what it means with Paquita la del Barrio means in a situation like this. She is here to strike fear into the hearts of all of the cheating men in the world. It is quite literally her job to make sure that all men know their place in the world, especially after they start to step out.

Basically, the court of public opinion has already found him guilty.

What do you think about trying to bring a date to a soccer game who is not your significant other?

READ: Here Are The Zodiac Signs Ranked By How Likely Are They To Cheat.

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Here’s How Lizzo Took A Coward’s Voicemail Breakup And Turned It Into A Number One Song

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Here’s How Lizzo Took A Coward’s Voicemail Breakup And Turned It Into A Number One Song

Not long before Lizzo took a DNA test that revealed she was in fact, 100 percent that b*tch, sis left her heartbroken like the rest of us mortals. Turns out that shitty ex-boyfriends happen even to the best of us. 

In case you missed it, Lizzo got personal with Billboard and revealed that the song actually came from a bad breakup. The singer-rapper-flutist disclosed that “Truth Hurts” —an anthem against good-for-nothing mencame from heartbreak and tears; “That’s how hit records are made. They’re made from the heart. They’re made from tears. They’re made from fears. And they’re made from happy endings.”

Lizzo went into the studio after receiving an upsetting voicemail and didn’t even want to be there.

The singer told Billboard that when she went into the studio to record, two years ago, she had just been dumped…over the phone, and didn’t even want to be there. “I was so upset and depressed and sad,” she remembers. The singer went on to retell how she had just received a voicemail from a guy telling her not to call him anymore because he was getting back together with his ex. Gives more meaning to the words “Don’t text me, tell it straight to my face,” right?

As Lizzo was telling producer Ricky Reed all about the Minnesota Vikings player in her DMs and having to wash her ex out of her hair, she noticed as she was talking, that Reed was writing. When she asked what he was doing, he replied, “I hope you know you just wrote a song.” Everything fell into place from there.

She kept coming up with lyrics about the person who hurt her, “I don’t know what type of magical honey was in my throat when I woke up that morning, but shit!”

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She admits she “hated” the beat at the beginning, which was a sample from an artist named Tele. But once Reed added drums, Lizzo quickly changed her mind. The lyrics began to flow, “I literally kind of went in the booth and laid down everything, verbatim, that I had said about this person who had hurt me,” she said. Lizzo even compared it to playing tag, saying that she kept coming up with lyrics that she had to run back and forth into the booth to record. “I was like, ‘fuck, everything that’s coming out of my mouth is the song today. I don’t know what type of magical honey was in my throat when I woke up that morning, but shit!’”

Good thing she went into the studio that day, because what started out as a shitty day, quickly turned into a life-changing moment. “We put the hoe out two years ago, and it did good, a lot of people liked it,” she said. “… But two years later, they put that shit in a Netflix movie [Something Great]. Now the whole world found it. It’s a hit record, baby.” 

The song became one of the best summer songs of 2019 after being included in the Netflix film “Someone Great.”

The Hot 100 No. 1 song mixes big diva vocals with relatable stream-of-consciousness lyrics about womanhood, self-worth, and even the mundane. After the song’s initial release in September 2017, it’s had a massive revival to become one of the best summer songs of summer 2019 after being included in the Netflix film “Someone Great in a memorable scene featuring stars Gina Rodriguez and DeWanda Wise.

“I think Lizzo, and especially with all the new stuff that’s coming out, is so much about self-love and empowerment and being a woman and being comfortable in your own skin and being comfortable being the baddest bitch you can be,” said “Something Great” writer-director, Jennifer Robinson, to Thrillist about the song inclusion in the film. “All three of these women are on different journeys, and they are each their own bad bitch.”

After Lizzo’s VMA performance, “Truth Hurts” rose to No. 1 the Hot 100.

Truth Hurts, debuted at #50 on the Billboard Hot 100 the week of May 18, 2019, which was Lizzo’s first chart-topper. It later peaked at #26. Then quietly climbed over the next four months. The week before Labor Day, “Truth Hurts” had reached an apparent ceiling of No. 3, already far better than anyone could have expected.

On August 26, Lizzo performed a medley of “Truth Hurts” and “Good as Hell” at the MTV Video Music Awards which was arguably the highlight of the night. Surrounded by ass-baring backup dancers and a giant digital butt that celebrated women’s curves, and reinforced Lizzo’s comedic persona, the performance helped boost her in streams. The week after the VMAs, “Truth Hurts” saw an increase of 102 percent in digital sales, making it rise to number one on the Hot 100 that week. 

With “Truth Hurts,” the Detroit-born, Minneapolis-based, and classically trained artist created an ode to self-love after the tough end of a relationship. Women everywhere have felt the effects of screaming “You coulda had a bad bitch, non-committal” on a night out. The meaning behind the song is that heartbreak really doesn’t matter because you are “100 percent that b*tch” who puts “the ‘sing’ in single.”

READ: Lil Papi Of ‘Pose’ Is Breaking Hearts And Changing Relationship Standards Every Episode

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