How to Win Over Her Papá

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Like the girl? Slow your roll. Before things get heated, you have to win over her protective papá. He knows your moves and motives…remember, he was you once. Here’s how to become “el hombre que se la merece.”

Do Laugh at His Jokes

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Fake it ’til you make it dude.

Don’t Compete

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You might be her príncipe but papi will always be her king.

Do Be yourself

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Papás develop a seventh sense for smelling bullshit, don’t pretend to be something you’re not, it won’t make him love you.

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Don’t Get Drunk

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Regardless of the occasion, DO NOT get drunk with your girl’s family (at least not until after the wedding).

Do Find Common Interests


Whether is soccer (the obvious one) or miniature dog competition, try to find things you and el suegro have in common.

Don’t Be Yourself

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Remember how we said to be yourself? Yeah, well, just don’t over do it. Keep your fart jokes for your bros.


Who’s her daddy? HE IS!

Don’t Assume


Just because he’s from Peru, it doesn’t mean he likes ceviche…he could be allergic to fish.

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Do Get Out of the Car to Pick Her Up

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He won’t think you’re James Dean cool if you honk or text her to come out.

Don’t Forget to Greet Him

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A simple “hello!” for her dad will do. Nothing worst than when a dude comes into his house and pretends it’s his kingdom.

Do Bring Flowers

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Selena Gomez, Queen of Shade


Selena Gomez, Queen of Shade


Remember Selena Gomez, Barney the Purple Dinosaur’s pal?


Awe! Cute. She was so nice.

Or was she?

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Looks like Selena started perfecting her shade throwing at a mere 10 years old. Now she’s a pro. We should all take notes from some of her best moments…

Like when her former bestie was singing on stage…

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Guess you weren’t that tight on Barney & Friends.

Or when her ex was singing/mostly crying on stage.


Damn! She got her whole squad to scowl.

He seems to cry a lot.

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Sounds like the Biebs needs to keep a pack of tissues handy.

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She’s good at slyly bringing up her ex’s cheating habit.


Can’t live that one down Biebs.

And when people insinuate she can’t live without her ex.


Uh, remember how much he cries? Who needs that?

And her response to the the question all girls hate to answer…


Stupid question, ridiculous answer.

Sometimes she’s so good, a little shade falls on her BFF.

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Ya…when is Taylor gonna take some dance lessons?

Or when people unjustly try to body-shame her.

Words everyone should live by.

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