When you’ve got a crush on someone, you’ll usually do everything in your power to keep it a secret. WRONG MOVE. How do you expect to get anywhere with someone if they never know how you feel? Josh breaks down how being open and honest about your feelings–even if it’s scary at first– not only helps you overcome your shyness, but also gets you to stop fearing rejection, boosts your confidence and, ultimately, lands you the girl.
In the game of love, it’s all about who DMs first. Now if you’re a baller, or at least trying to come off as one, you put your feelings out there in the open. No need to slip into the DMs, a simple tweet will do. At least that’s how it is for some people on Twitter.
On June 4, what we thought was some mindless flirting by two public figures is turning out to be a lot more than we anticipated.
It looks like Rob Kardashian’s tweet to singer Natti Natasha worked.
That shameless gawk tweet that he tweeted at the Dominican artist in which he basically put it all out there actually got a response from her, even though fans were clearly trying to prevent that from happening.
On Sunday, Natti wished the only male Kardashian a Happy Father’s Day and implied that she knows him a lot better than any of us assumed.
We’re not doubting his parenting skills at all, but we are doubting this unabashedly understanding between these two people. Are they really that tight?
But wait, the convo got way more heated.
Kardashian then tweeted, “see u soon.”
We’re about to start cursing in Spanish.
People on social media tried to stop these two from starting anything last week, and now it’s intervention time.
People are begging at this point.
Run, Natti, run!
There’s no running away on social media, only blocking.
Some are seriously entertained by what’s going on.
We are too, to be honest.
Listen to reason.
Where will this relationship go?
To be fair, Rob may be a cool guy. He may be the best boyfriend ever. But the Kardashians just don’t have the best track record when it comes to relationships.
Now big sis Khloe is getting involved.
Khloe, if you don’t know who Natti is please leave the room.
Dear Natti, if you’re looking for a hookup and more exposure in the tabloids then, by all means, keep doing you. You are playing this one right. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
We all know how hectic our day-to-day schedules can be. Between work, errands, and other every-day responsibilities, it can feel unreasonably difficult to find time to have some spontaneous sexy fun with your boo. Busy ladies know that, sometimes, the best way to go about fitting-in some much-needed hanky-panky time is to schedule it with your partner.
Not only is sex then a sure-thing rather than an “if-we’re-not-both-too-tired”-thing, it also fills the hours leading up to sex with excitement and anticipation–which is almost as hot as the act itself.
No one gets the idea of “sex appointments” better than Twitter user @baby_b0nes.
On May 28th, @baby_b0nes shared a cute and funny interaction with her boyfriend when she texted him for a “dick appointment”. She then shared the tweet with her 10,00 followers and the post quickly went viral, racking up almost 4,000 replies, 54,000 likes, and almost 8,000 retweets.
After @baby_b0nes called her followers to action, users across the Twitterverse shared their SOs’ responses to their texts inquiring about “dick appointments”. To much the delight of Twitter-users everywhere, responses ranged from goofy and playful to surprisingly professional.
Some boyfriends got extremely creative with their responses:
Sometimes, all the medicine you need is some one-on-one romantic time.
While some men were a little confused, to say the least:
Hey, not every boyfriend can be a quick-witted comedian!
This man took the scheduling process one step further:
According to Twitter user @cakefacebritt, the “appointment center” just ended up being her “Loveybug”‘s best friend, who reached out to set up the appointment!
This couple had to coordinate their “dick appointment” with their baby’s sleep and nap schedule:
“After her next baba” = cutest line ever. Cue the collective “awww”s from the Twitterverse.
This man got a little bit romantic with his response:
Who doesn’t want to hear that they have a standing dick appointment with their bae? Like, that’s pretty much a proposal, right?
This guy got a little too over-enthusiastic with the word play:
We live for a punny joke or two, but “dick o’cock” is a little eye-roll inducing.
And finally, this girl’s BF knows the REAL way to a woman’s heart:
Say it with us, gentlemen: consent is the sexiest kind of foreplay.
This Twitter thread definitely made our day and gave us some pretty great ideas for reaching out to our novios the next time we’re in the mood. Check out the rest of the hilarious responses on Twitter here.
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