How To Avoid Looking A Damn Fool In Austin

Austin is a great place to live and an amazing place to visit. Just know that, when you’re here, it’s easy to look like a total fool who does fool things, foolishly. Fortunately, we’re here to help you avoid all that.

What a fool would do: Eat at Torchy’s.

What you should do: Go to Taco-Mex.


What a fool would do: Go to Hole in the Wall.


What you should do: Drink at La Perla.

What a fool would do: Shop at Whole Foods.

What you should do: Shop at Fiesta.


What a fool would do: Have an “I love you so much” graffiti photo op.

What you should do: Visit any mural on East Cesar Chavez St.

What a fool would do: Barton Springs Pool.

What you should do: Hippie Hollow.


What a fool would do: Common Interest Karaoke.

What you should do: Austin Mic Exchange.

What a fool would do: Take a Segway tour of Austin.

What you should do: Literally anything else.