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Rainbow Flags and Glitter Cannons: Two Things You Won’t Find at A Gay Wedding

Just the thought of a gay wedding brings up images of rainbow streamers, go-go boy entertainment and glitter cannons covering the crowd with gay-approved decor. Now that gay marriage is legal, everyone can finally enjoy the ultra decadence and over-the-topness that can only come from a gay wedding. Let’s take a peek, shall we?

Bakeries will probably get mass orders for colorful wedding cakes.

http://viral-creek.tumblr.com/post/106902977364/7-tier-multi-colored-rainbow-cake

But wait, looks like tres leches is also a gay wedding fave.

At least flower girls and ring bearers will get new swag.

http://maichan808.tumblr.com/post/122746073677/kids-families-sf-pride-parade-2015

Or the little tykes can dress like they are at a straight wedding.

Surely the first dance will be an epic, pulse-pounding club jam.

http://micdotcom.tumblr.com/post/122784768957/watch-new-yorks-finest-danced-it-out-at-the

Oof.  Looks like they love slow dancing to Dreaming of You like everyone else.

No gay wedding is complete without a rainbow arch to stand beneath, right?

http://alittlecraftinyourday.tumblr.com/post/123063385345/diy-baloon-arch

However, it isn’t reality.

Of course, a ton of glitter and confetti is expected. No one parties like the gays.

http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/47676102641/mariah-carey-showers-a-fan-in-glitter

Oh wait, glitter is so 2001.

All guests must bring their own rainbow flag to celebrate, right?

http://jockz.tumblr.com/post/42332673431

 Not even a rainbow piñata full of Skittles?

Please tell me there’s a rainbow walkway.

http://logan-darrow.tumblr.com/post/124390427578/capital-hill-crosswalk-seattle

Nope, just a normal walk down a beige aisle here.

Surely guests will up their gay game for the reception, right?

Credit: Frank L. Jones / Facebook

So shiny!

Wrong again.

Guess it’s time to stop calling them gay weddings.

They all just look just like… weddings.

So, the reception won’t be anything like a Saturday night out?

http://love-jonato.tumblr.com/post/97855816653/nick-jonas-having-some-fun-at-a-gay-nightclub

Just when we thought we had figured it out…

Have you been to a gay wedding? mitú wants to know. Tell us in the comments below.

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