Should a guy pay on the first date? Does your boyfriend complain you’re gaining weight? Don’t worry, Scar is here to help, just like Dear Abby (if Dear Abby had tatoos and a four inch scar over her right eye that she presumably got in a knife fight). Watch as Scar contemplates life and offers timeless jewels of wisdom like “bend over” and “never ask a Mexican for a threesome.”
By now, you’ve seen all the “cholo zumba” videos that have been making the rounds, right? If not, watch them here: there’s this one, this one and this one.
K, now that you’re all caught up, Eddie G! created a tutorial video for all of you out there who want to learn a cholo zumba dance. Pull those old Dickies out of the closet and get your Sharpie and lip liner ready, because you’ll be dancing firme in no time.