Dear Scar

Word Up to the Wise

Should a guy pay on the first date? Does your boyfriend complain you’re gaining weight? Don’t worry, Scar is here to help, just like Dear Abby (if Dear Abby had tatoos and a four inch scar over her right eye that she presumably got in a knife fight). Watch as Scar contemplates life and offers timeless jewels of wisdom like “bend over” and “never ask a Mexican for a threesome.”

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