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Crazy Things Your Mom Will Do Because It’s Holy Week

Holy Week is here and if your mom has been on your case these past six weeks for eating meat on Fridays and not giving anything up for lent, brace yourself because requests/nags will multiply this week. She can only push you so far, but to secure her place in Heaven she will do all of this during Semana Santa

Decorate the House with Leftover Palms from Palm Sunday

 

#palmcrosses #palmsunday #springbreak #project #easter #timeonmyhands #learnsomethingnew

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You know you’ll find those babies on headboards, pinned into your mirror and on the fridge. Just for a little extra blessings.

Ban You From Watching TV

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Because apparently the Bible can be just as exciting as GOT…

…And All Music is Prohibited

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Except for Pslams.

Cook Dozens and Dozens of Chiles Rellenos

 

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Literally you will eat your weight in chiles rellenos this year.

Drag You with Her to Watch a Play at Church

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Nothing happier than watching the crucifixion being reenacted by 9 year olds guys.

Make You Beg for Forgiveness by Sending You to Confession on Tuesday

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Which TBH you know ya need after your friday night.

…And Send You to Church Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Saturday and Sunday

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Don’t worry. Monday and Tuesday are for praying at home.

 READ: 15 #MexicanMomQuotes that Hit Really Close to Home

Have You Wash Her Feet on Holy Thursday

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LOL and watch her skip the pedicure she usually gets on Saturdays.

Turn Family Movie Night into a Viewing Party for Mel Gibson’s Scary The Passion of the Christ

#palmSunday #helper #willcome #Jesus #truth #God #goodness #empathy #forgiveness #fightforwhatyoulove #love #not perfect #human #divine #passionofthechrist #bravery #courage #christianity #knightstemplar #cross #sins #burdens #hollywood #melgibson #director #storyteller #movie #message A photo posted by Wanda Halldorson (@wanda99999) on Mar 29, 2015 at 11:14am PDT

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Here’s to that year you campaigned to screen The Prince of Egypt…

Feed You Capirotada Until You’re Nauseous

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And dreaming about them all night.

Make Your Family Wear Matching Outfits on Easter Sunday

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Because nothing shows Jesus you love him like wearing a plaid skirt to match your sisters.

READ: 13 Photos of Capirotada That’ll Get You Ready for Semana Santa

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