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We Asked For Your Worst Roommate Stories And Here Are The Craziest Ones We Got

Leaving your parents’ house and moving into your own place can be one of the most exciting, liberating, stressful and difficult experiences you can go through, but it all depends on one thing: your roommates.

Just like that, your roommates hold the power to turn this liberating experience into your worst nightmare and cause you to go running back to your parents’ house. Don’t believe us? Check these roommate horror stories out…

Having a roommate can either be a total blast or turn out to be a complete disaster. We asked mitú readers to share with us their absolute worst roommate stories, and here is what they told us…

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WHAT THE?!… This is not exactly what we expected.

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How is this possible?

Based on the above, we caution you to try to control the amount of guests your roommates bring into your place.

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Because as Latinos, you know if you invite one person, you invite the entire family.

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That is way too many people…and for 6 MONTHS?! Hell naw. I would’ve told them what my mom says, “¿Que creen? ¿Que esta casa es un hotel?”

And sometimes those guests may turn out to be complete strangers…

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Or pets carrying pets.

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SMH. That is not cool.

But the worst kind of roommate is probably the roommate who likes to use your belongings without asking.

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We’ve all been there, but the above is just plain DIS-GUS-TING.


Pro tip: Buy a shower caddy, hide it under your bed and only take it to the bathroom when you’re going to use it.

Even more annoying is when you confront your roommate about taking something and they get defensive and deny that they ever touched your things.

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The lesson here is don’t eat people’s Twinkies because you will get caught!

If someone ate my food without asking, this is how I would’ve reacted:


That’s just something you don’t mess with – someone’s food.

The roommate situation gets even more frustrating when your roommate ruins your belongings…on purpose!

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Well at least that roommate was able to get her payback.

But a bad roommate listicle wouldn’t be complete without a sex story.

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Oh no no noooooo.

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That ain’t right!!

And these roommate sex stories only get worse.

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Well I guess they didn’t care too much about privacy…

And worse…? Ever heard the phrase “get a room, este no es un hotel”?

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Damn. These roommate stories make me appreciate my roommates a lot more. ?


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Thanks To Your Latino Family Full Of Procrastinators, This Is Why You Can Never Make It To A Family Party On Time

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Thanks To Your Latino Family Full Of Procrastinators, This Is Why You Can Never Make It To A Family Party On Time

When you live with a family full of unorganized procrastinators, your chances of making it on time to a dinner reservation, doctor’s appointment, wedding, or anything at all, are slim to none.

No matter how hard you try to be prompt, this is what ends up happening…

Party planners should be warned: Latinos don’t really do RSVPs very well.

They basically don’t exist.

Since your family doesn’t really understand how RSVPs work, people should be prepared to have a few extra guests show up…just in case.

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This is especially important when it comes to ordering food.

Failing to send in an RSVP is sometimes the result of losing the invitation, which can lead to last minute gift shopping.

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And if you don’t have the time to go buy a gift, then you’ll end up having to scribble something onto a birthday card on the drive over there and throw in a $20 bill.

But if you’re not late to the party because of last minute shopping, then you’re late because your family decides to start getting ready 10 minutes before the time you’re supposed to be there.

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This is me. And my family hates me for it.

So no matter how hard you try to get organized, chances are 99.9% of the time you and your family will be late. Very, very late.

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This is why making dinner reservations is always a fail.

So party planners, if the party starts at 3, tell everyone it starts at 1:30.

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Then for once, your family might actually show up on time.


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