With all the hype around avocado and guacamole, people are buying all sorts of avocado eeeeverything. But what if you’re part of the 2% of people who hate avocado?
As you may have noticed, tons of people LOVE avocado.
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It’s like butter, but much healthier, and it tastes amaaaazing. So they say…
People love it so much they rub it all over their face.
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And it doesn’t stop there. Other people massage it into their hair as conditioner. That’s just how healthy and amazing people say it is.
And they even sing about it.
Warning: this super catchy song will be stuck in your head for the next two hours.
But then there’s people like me, who believe it or not, do not think avocado is that fun or delicious.
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Yup, to some of us it’s actually GROSS.
There are a few of us who, no matter the hype, have never been into avocado or its mushy counterpart guacamole.
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To us, it tastes awwwwful.
When a restaurant has complimentary guac and chips on the table, we awkwardly sit there and eat the chips by themselves.
And as soon as someone notices that you haven’t touched the guac, someone insists you have some.
When people notice, they question why you’re not devouring the green stuff like the rest of the people at the table… And your response usually leaves them SHOOK.
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¡¿COMO QUE NO TE GUSTA EL AGUACATE Y EL GUACAMOLE?!
They think you’re completely insane and that something is definitely wrong with you.
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How can you be Latino and NOT LIKE GUACAMOLE?!
And when you place your food order and ask the waiter to remove (yes, I repeat, remove) the avocado, friends and family quickly jump in and say:
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They tell the waiter to put the avocado on the side, that way they can snatch it up for themselves once your plate arrives. #FreeGuacamole
Because of course they’re not going to sit back and let you waste some tasty and expensive avocado.
it's extra for guacamole, is that okay?
— juan vidal (@itsjuanlove) January 13, 2017
Are you crazy?! Some places charge extra money for guacamole, if a place is giving it to you for FREE, then you take it!
With everyone trying to convince you just how amazing this green stuff is, you’ve probably given it another chance. Who knows, maybe you’ll like it this time, right?
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13 billion people can’t be wrong.
But hey, to each their own. At least you tried giving this slimy and flavorless fruit a chance, right?