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One Of The ‘Bachelorette’ Guys Says He’s Obsessed With Kris Jenner And Is The Dad Of 114 Kids

Si mi gente, the headline is real.

“The Bachelorette” cast reveal and amongst the men who selected to pursue bachelorette Hannah Brown in love is Matteo Valles man who says his greatest talent is being able to chug a gallon of milk and fathering 114 kids.

And I–

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Anywaysss. In his official biography released by ABC Valles, 25, describes himself as being a sperm donator “on the side.” … Uhuh apparently, he has helped create 114 children for all types of families.

Listen, at least the show’s bachelorette knows he’s down to have kids. After all, in a recent interview, Brown said that “the desire of my heart — to be married and to have a family.” So look. Dreams really do come true. If she gets hitched to Matteo she’ll have a big ol’ family.

Now some might feel wary of Matteo, but I’d like to argue that donating sperm can make for a pretty lucrative career for the man seeking an education. Plus he’s doing good for families.

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Stanford University says that up to 90 percent of all sperm donations come from college students. According to ABC, Matteo graduated from Georgia Tech and has a degree in mechanical engineering and he is currently attempting to get his very own virtual reality startup off of the ground. And you know those donation payments have your sperm boy ready to pay up for a nice meal. According to The New York Times, sperm donations made twice a week can earn a man $1,500 per month.

As for the rest of the Bachelorette contestants, you can bet your bottom dollar the boys are WHITE hot, as in they are all mostly white. Again.

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Amongst the group of men there’s Software Sales Executive Scott who describes himself as an “admirer of Kris Jenner” (same Scott same) and Finance Manager Joey who “loves to document important moments with his Polaroid camera.” Yep. It’ll be pretty vanilla up in that mansion this summer.

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Latinas Share The Movies They Love To Watch With Their Friends

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Latinas Share The Movies They Love To Watch With Their Friends

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Sure, we’re still in quarantine but that doesn’t mean all female bonding goes out the window! Cuddling up with your friends and staying in for a good movie is still totally possible thanks to Zoom and wine. And while our options of views might seem to be dwindling thanks to a lack of content on streamers…

Fortunately, Latinas are coming together to share the best movies to watch.

Check them out below!
“Practical Magic” –jessica_546

“Birds of Prey.”- brainsbeastbeauty

“Bridesmaids.” –

“Mean Girls” –dominiricanmarie


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“13 going on 30!” –_mariaaceves

“Twilight.” –vivaloscupcakes

“Moulin Rouge.” –ninasandra

“Practical Magic. “ isabel__maria__

Warner Bros.
Roadshow Entertainment

“Selena.” –momma_bear_of4

“Bridesmaids & Mean Girls.” –glamit_gabby

“Romy & Michelle, Legally Blonde, Devil Wears Prada, How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days, the Wedding Planner, Sex & the City.”- mixtapemcgee

“Aquamarine.” –itz_me_otra_vez

“Hustlers.” –mellowagrelo


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“Legally blonde!! HELLO!! My big fat Greek wedding, anything hallmark.” –luvgabz

“Coyote ugly.” –sugarandstorytime

“Now & Then.” –l.a.momma

NOW AND THEN, Thora Birch, Gaby Hoffman, Ashleigh Aston Moore, Christina Ricci, 1995


“Riding in Cars with boys.” –mrs.ssg415

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Cardi B’s First Leading Movie Role Will Thrill ‘Sister Act’ And ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Fans

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Cardi B’s First Leading Movie Role Will Thrill ‘Sister Act’ And ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Fans

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For one of her upcoming projects, fans of Cardi B can expect a throwback to her older days. That’s right, Cardi B is stepping into a familiar role before the screen. The former “Love & Hip Hop: New York” star has proven herself capable of making music bangers and in Hustlers she showed that she can hold her own when it comes to the big screen.

Now, the rapper is playing the lead in Paramount’s upcoming film Assisted Living.

Cardi was recently cast in the “raucous comedy” called Assisted Living.

According to Variety, the upcoming film “is being described as a ‘raucous comedy’ with ‘tremendous heart.’ Fans of Cardi can expect a film that looks quite a bit like Tootsie, Sister Act, and Mrs. Doubtfire.

The upcoming film follows Cardi B as Amber a small-time crook who gets herself into trouble when a heist goes wrong. “On the run from the cops and her former crew, she struggles to find anywhere to hide, reports Variety. “Running out of options, Amber disguises herself as an elderly woman and hides out in the one place no one will look — her estranged grandmother’s nursing home.”

Of course, this isn’t the first time Cardi B has been in a major film.

In 2019 she appeared the blockbuster film Hustlers starring Jennifer Lopez, Lizzo, and Keke Palmer.

And of course, for some time fans were hopeful that Cardi would take on the titular role of a reboot of the ’90s sitcom “The Nanny.”

According to CNN, the reality star-turned-rapper has been in talks to play Fran Drescher’s daughter in a potential reboot of the ‘90s sitcom.

Speaking about a potential reboot in 2018, Fran Drescher told Extra in an interview “[I’m] talking to her representation. It’s really getting me excited. It’s fresh and it could be super fun.” Here’s hoping we get more Cardi B on screen!

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