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One Of The ‘Bachelorette’ Guys Says He’s Obsessed With Kris Jenner And Is The Dad Of 114 Kids

Si mi gente, the headline is real.

“The Bachelorette” cast reveal and amongst the men who selected to pursue bachelorette Hannah Brown in love is Matteo Valles man who says his greatest talent is being able to chug a gallon of milk and fathering 114 kids.

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Anywaysss. In his official biography released by ABC Valles, 25, describes himself as being a sperm donator “on the side.” … Uhuh apparently, he has helped create 114 children for all types of families.

Listen, at least the show’s bachelorette knows he’s down to have kids. After all, in a recent interview, Brown said that “the desire of my heart — to be married and to have a family.” So look. Dreams really do come true. If she gets hitched to Matteo she’ll have a big ol’ family.

Now some might feel wary of Matteo, but I’d like to argue that donating sperm can make for a pretty lucrative career for the man seeking an education. Plus he’s doing good for families.

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Stanford University says that up to 90 percent of all sperm donations come from college students. According to ABC, Matteo graduated from Georgia Tech and has a degree in mechanical engineering and he is currently attempting to get his very own virtual reality startup off of the ground. And you know those donation payments have your sperm boy ready to pay up for a nice meal. According to The New York Times, sperm donations made twice a week can earn a man $1,500 per month.

As for the rest of the Bachelorette contestants, you can bet your bottom dollar the boys are WHITE hot, as in they are all mostly white. Again.

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Amongst the group of men there’s Software Sales Executive Scott who describes himself as an “admirer of Kris Jenner” (same Scott same) and Finance Manager Joey who “loves to document important moments with his Polaroid camera.” Yep. It’ll be pretty vanilla up in that mansion this summer.

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